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“Perade”

Yeah, parades age famous for being good luck. That’s why in Funny Girl, she’s like youtu.be/-Yfh_CpA9Sk?...

Learn to spell before you demand a parade you fuckhead!

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He should’ve spelled it ‘PEErade’.

Moron-

“Perade” Oh my god he’s so, so fucking dumb I would love nothing more than to have one fucking day where I don’t have to think about this motherfucker anymore

I guess it may be worth $500 to sit through this shit for some? Sad that they need to pay people to be there!

Gold accessories are acceptable...? Bring on the bling.

I will say for anyone who "rains on someone's else perade" and wish it to every American manifesting for preserving their democracy.

Deliberate? No, I don't think so.

Well we mock it thereby proving to MAGA that we’re elitist snobs

Dumb isn’t he?

"PERADE" 🙄

DonOld has dementia and it shows.

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“Perade” The President of the United States ladies and gentlemen. What a wordsmith. 🍊 🤡

'Perade'? Must have hit the adderall early today.

Not good luck for horses and soldiers trying not to fall on we steel plates (so the tanks don't collapse the street).

Eternal optimist

ConFUCKius says: “A rainy day parade brings good luck”. What an ass!

I'm really trying not to make a joke about certain type of showers here, someone come take away my phone.

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I bet Dump wears a ‘Perple’ tie today.

You can tell by the syntax and spelling of an ignorant 10-year-old when it is actually Drumpf posting.

Pro tip: B2's are not stealthy in the rain. Probably not good luck

Ignoramus.

Please note that tRump posted this DURING an unfolding hunt for an active shooter of two dem state lawmakers in MN. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Good day for a hamberder too

Query, our good luck or his? I hope this rainy day brings an answer to my prayer which is also good for our country! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

What is a “perade?”

No "perade" is even better.

Truly a damn fool!

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Rainy Day Perade was the name of my old barbershop quartet

...*except at veteran cemeteries

He’s such an embarrassment. How far America has fallen 😫

Look out any leprechauns you may get "disappeared "

He forgot to add the end to his sentence: … in DC…on my TV.

Hambergers

good grief...drumpf's obsessive nature over throws any sense of accepting reality. he never considers the poor troops. hope the troops have umbrellas, are grounded against lightening strikes. will lightening hit drumpf as he be holding up a golf club to recognize and hail the troops passing by?

What a dunce

Such a fuckin moron; an embarrassment to the country

NOT ONE WORD about his terrorists murdering democrats in their beds overnight, not one fucking word. The silence says it all.

Thank you very much! 😂

Well played, sir.

Definitely my vibe for DC

Boy, do I HAVE this.

What an ass

peradeshop.com/pages/about-us

Difficult word, parade 😀

What a wenker.

Um, no.

anything: GOD HATES DEMOCRATS AND THIS IS A SIGN OF HIS WRATH this: IT'S GOOD LUCK TO HAVE YOUR PARADE RAINED ON THAT'S WHY THEY SAY THAT

Hmm is this mean he will pee during parade Pe rade

I understand. However, my pity is not the warm and snugly kind. It's the scornful sneer down flared nostrils kind of pity. I shall aim to be more explicit. :-)

PERADE is an old-fashioned word that means "the President is an idiot!"

"A RAINY DAY PARADE BRINGS GOOD LUCK"

They elected an absolute moron.

Jm. I'd not heard that before. So why do people say "Don't rain on my parade"?

'Perade' or no 'perade', he hates rain on his hair. www.reuters.com/article/worl...

perade! He is such a moron. Any news on flow of people on transit to DC? It would be hilarious if the 'crowds' were tiny

Is he going to marry a tank?

More like the plague of frogs on a rainy day for him.

😂😂😂 Dumb ass!

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Fuck his Perade. Hope he melts in the rain.

surprise A1 sauce didn't correct that typo

LOL

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This from the man who looks directly at the eclipse and suggest injecting bleach Yep That’s on par

Well…if any one knows about pee-rades… ☔️

JFC

He is such an embarrassing asshat of a president.

But Biden was old. - Legacy F'ing Media

I think the (original) saying is for rainy wedding days.

He is clearly a patient, detail-oriented person. FFS

No one there is so sweet they’ll melt, that’s for sure.

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is that even true?

Easy for him to say, getting to watch from under an umbrulla.

Is his 🍊 makeup waterproof ⛈️

A E I fucking give up, idiot for the ages

And hopefully a well placed lightning bolt.

But he couldn’t wouldn’t go to the ceremony in Normandy because it was raining!

He even got it right the first time.

Oh I do hope the rain is amber that falls on his perade'

Hahaha! Yet reflects the True Meaning of this shameful wasteful spectacle!A combo of “Personal” & “Parade” = Perade!

I see he still thinks caps lock is cruise control for cool

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Perade lmao

something about the maga army we will face today. unfortunately they believe in their own superiority, and have dehumanized us just enough that none of them - none of them - are laying down their riot shields and saying, "you know what, this would not make my mother proud." none of them.

I waited for the good luck to rain down on the Army's 250th birthday celebration?

If he wasn't such a force for hate and stupidity this would be funnier.

No it brings rain & wet people that have had enough

You know he wrote that one himself.

It should be canceled because a senator & her husband was just shot dead in their home. #fucktrump

Yes-he also can’t spell parade.

Covefee

St Swithin's day, if thou dost rain, For forty days it will remain; St Swithin's day, if thou be fair, For forty days 'twill rain na mair. (It's a month early for St. Swithin's Day, but you get the idea.)

I bet you he won't have a single drop on his fake hair when watching the military parade going by.

Says NO ONE

See you all in DC, but if you disagree with me, I'll throw you in jail.

True. I'll take anything to never see that sack of shit again except in a new piece of furniture ⚰️

What??!! No Royal spell checker?