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8 USC 1361. He signed nothing unless I forgot he was President in 1948. Also of course there has to be "wilful injury or depradation", a trial, and if the damage is less than $1,000 the sentence is up to (only!) 1 year.

You suck

this guy touched way more than a statue and has never seen the inside of a jail cell

The pedophile, rapist degenerate talking about illegal touching.

What. the fuck. is he even talking about???

He is a felonious traitor.

Dipshit thinks that we’re not smart enough to know that he can’t just creat criminal laws out of thin air.

He is so deep into his delusion that he is now the supreme ruler, that he doesn't even realize that most of us look at him like he's king shit of turd island. Are we great again, yet?

Dementia Don at it again 😵‍💫😏

Judges in courts determine prison sentences; they are not decreed by edicts issued by wannabe dictators. But in MAGA world, it is ok to send an innocent immigrant to a concentration camp without due process, but a horrible crime to touch a statue of a confederate general.

Monuments Matter.

Fair warning: do not go to his garden of “heroes.” It’s a trap. Lol

Says the guy who pardoned the folks who desecrated the Capitol

Pardoned pardoned pardoned pardoned by that horrid nasty rotting orange hypocrite 🤬🫤

Everyone now satisfied that an assassination would be fully justified

His memory is shot, does he remember what the J6 gang did?

🤢

🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

…and then he pardoned all of them!

It's going to be rather difficult to visit the Statue of Liberty without touching it.

W T F Is he talking about? The whole thing is just nonsense vomited out of his face?

God, this guy is entirely full of 💩

okay, grandpa. let's get you to bed.

And are his followers happy with this now? Because they were happy before with all the destruction.

He has no authority to order any such thing. Taylor Swift has as much authority to order that as he does.

A little bill from a little brain. Actually, brainless.

This mongrel urged his MAGA supporters to storm the Capitol where they deficated and wiped their shit on walls, damaged furniture & paintings, not to mention police! He then pardoned them & is now going to pay them millions in compensation! Sorry but my bitch glands are very swollen!

Somebody please put Paw Paw to bed before he blurts out the nuclear codes…

Guess what an executive order isn’t, a bill.

Dumb mentally challenged fool. Belongs in memory care.

Gabbling goo blah blah blah I I I me me me and I SAID gobbly gobbly gooblah blah blah

He didn’t sign a bill. His fucking EO’s are not bills

He’s gonna need bigger jails.

How about a Rose Garden? How about the Capitol on J6? How about classified documents?

Oh please Here in Illinois there is a bust of Lincoln at his gravesite It's considered good luck to rub the statues nose Trump is making this up

MAGA is one big hypocritical group along with being the lowest common denominator.

They need to put signs up in the Capitol. No touching the statues while you break windows, bash police or shit on the floor 🤔

Isn't the U.S. Capitol a fairly important monument?

Not a smart man!!🤨

Let's make it refractive to J6 and reverse certain "tourist" pardons.

Not to shame anyone, but the people in the background don't seem to be the sharpest crayons in the box.

God, I hate his stupid, hateful face.

Delusional, old man, keep repeating the same thing over and over again. His Alzheimer’s is getting worse. That is why people in the crowd are laughing at him. They know he’s the biggest fool in the White House. He’s the biggest fool on the world stage.

Remember how Reagan used to spin patriotic yarns? Yeah, well, this guy gives him a real run for the money on that.

It wasn't a really long and elastic bungee cord, in Milan on Piazzale Loreto on 29 April 1945. But it's a global well known first endeavour to popularise the sport. Also his mistress joined him, but it is known to be their first, only and last attempt.

This guy is clearly out of his mind.

Time for Grampa’s meds, he’s sundowning.

But J6’ers were ok to shit all over the Capital

Isn't this a big thing for north korea? Not disrespecting statues?

Looney then Kevin Looney watching Looney Tunes, and carrying a few loonies in his pocket.

I'll have to get busy touching all the monuments along the Auto Tour at Gettysburg National Military Park. Maybe ride my bike. Do a ride by.

This nit is a fucking looney tune.

But if you string up a noose in front of the Capitol building and call for the death of the vice president, Trump is fine with that.

Is this retroactive to 1/6?

Sending people to jail for a statue while a rapist runs free is truly an American psychosis.

what he's saying is, that if we erect a giant statue of him, putin, and orban enjoying a circle jerk, nobody can take it down without going to jail? sweet!

#WWMKGD

But attack our Capitol or steal top secret documents and it's all good.

No kings hey?

How long before we start seeing his statue around random cities?

That is just so dumb! Orange is Satan but with fewer brain cells.

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Says the man who's married to statue that hasn't been able to touch in 10 years

Dementia will cause nonsensical ramblings in older people. rTump needs to be committed!

He didn't sign shit. He doesn't know how to read, let alone sign his name.

Gibberish

Not even close to how it works….

Shaking in my mocs,NOPE

Unless it’s the US Capitol. Then it’s pardons all around.

He is ill.

But "touching" and desecrating our Capitol - that's a-ok folks!

Donnie's power tripping.

@peterbmeme.bsky.social

Well, IOKIYAR.

Trump found a law and signed a Bill of a a law already in effect? I’m not sure if it’s just because he’s making things up out that he has no idea how laws work!

F U 🍊💩

What in the bloody hell is he on about?

Stupidity Donald Trump

Jake Tapper? Where are you?

But rounding people up and putting them in concentration camps is perfectly ok.

oh lordy....she gone gone gone..wtf?

Trump bullshit on steroids...it never stops..

This is why I want his hos packed around him at all times. He had so many he needed Michael Cohen.

Imagine standing in the heat listening to this brain dead rot.

Yeah, all of this is existing law, which has not been amended for decades.

This one hurt my brain.

Someone is going to make a bundle selling urinal cake bouquets for his plot.

SALT a nazi symbol into the grass!

It will be the biggest all gender bathroom ever.

I doubt any of them that are not behind a secure perimeter will stand for more than 48 hours. I look forward to outlasting him and watching the havoc wrought on anything connected with him for decades to come. Sort of like Mussolini.

heard he likes that sort of thing

And to rape a woman, no anything.

What the actual fuck? There is something seriously wrong with this man's brain.

I’ve now deleted contact details for a couple of “old friends” bc I know they voted for him and I might one day text them my angry thoughts. Instead I texted to say I was deleting their contact info and why. One told me I was over reacting - immediate block. 🤬🤬🤬

If you didn’t vote at all you’re complicit in this shitshow so fuck you too

He thinks he's such a badass until Putin hands in his ass

What in the world is he talking about?

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How about if they promised to not ever cut Medicaid and then turned around and voted for your stupid #MagaMurderBudget? Is that a federal crime too? bsky.app/profile/drf5...

Blithering idiot

I don’t remember the match to take down Thomas Jefferson

Yet, 34 felonies gets ya a POTUS gig?

Ummmm

Narrator: he hasn’t signed a little bill

Why we need more prisons.

His supporters smeared feces in the United States capitol building.

He can unilaterally decide punishments in whatever way he wants with a stroke of a pen? Sounds like a king: “10 years to touch a statue! … But shit on the National Capitol building floor and you’re clear.”

A very stable genius!🍌

This never happened.

But you can invade and destroy the capital building? Got it

How about molesting the flag? There should be a mandatory sentence for that

I’d rather see the whole thing destroyed than his face on it🤮