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What the hell is wrong with her. They hate farmers; they sell them out every single time. Also, you’ve kidnapped farm laborers. And I’m going to take a wild swing that anyone who thinks a govt should be following religious teaching also thinks very badly of you for working.

Biblical???!!! Who is this person?

You may not like it, but the U.S. is part of the global marketplace and a lot of things depend on climate and cost of labor. Do you think Hawaii can grow enough coffee to supply the entire U.S.?

Good luck onshoring coffee, bananas, cocoa, vanilla, parmesan, prosciutto, literally any spice…

Who is buying this total nonsense?

Batshit crazy.

Part of the problem is that the rest g the world doesn’t want your low quality junk.

And waving a hateful magic wand and sprinkling 💩 is going to MIRACULOUSLY produce everything this country needs???

HEY GUYS LETS ONSHORE MANGOS IN MAINE

immediate red flag less than a second in when she starts citing the bible as a reason for policy.

So the Secretary of Agriculture doesn't realize that the US can't produce its own food, as we enjoy it! Sorry there is no popular US Coffee aside from Hawaii, it's imported from South America.

There likely to be a "Biblical" reckoning when these fuckers face consequences.

Another thing that's biblical is being charitable toward strangers, but that's not nearly as much fun

Let’s grow coffee, bananas 🍌 and pineapples 🍍 in the USA again. Just to name a few

GLOBAL WARMING WILL MAKE IT ALL POSSIBLE 😒

Riddle me this Bat-girl, where we gonna grow coffee? Because my brand has almost doubled in price since Trumpedo took office.

Ma'am, I demand my daily blueberries 365 days per year.

You know how you know this is a lie? Because if we could grow everything we import for a profit, billionaires would already be doing it.

So much easier saud than done. Also, "biblical?"

Yeah, I'm hoping to get a job at one of the new banana plantations opening up...

What a freak

Well that's great to know. It's not Trump's insane, ill-considered tariff wars, oh no, it's biblical. Jesus said that food should be left to rot rather than feed the poor and the hungry, because they live in shit hole countries and why should Americans pay for their food. It's biblical.

Who needs evidence-based agricultural policies when you've got claims of policies being biblically-based

The American South wanted to all be farmers (that is, use slave labor to work the fields while they sipped their iced tea). They got their ass kicked by the industrialized North.

And biblical ranch dressing

could become American shariah laws of the near future

So you want the US to go backwards instead of forward? Got it you dumba*".

And who will pick these foods? Y’all kicked my people out.

Sure. Banana trees will grow in Indiana.

Hint…nobody wants our disgusting ass food anymore.

Complete BS from the criminal clowns

Total fucking stupidity. We will be out of tomatoes by Christmas… For just one example.

Biblical? How so?

I’d like us to grow our own brains.

These assholes had better not cause for us to not be able to get coffee.

We pay this moron.

Someone needs to google Comparative Advantage

They are ALL stupid AND delusional.

Wait till you see the Avocados and Oranges in OR. , FVCKING MORON!

what a moron

Get ready to have soybeans that China is not buying because of tariffs for every meal before they rot.

Isn't like a very significant part of the Bible about escaping famine

Maybe California and Illinois should stop sharing with other states. if y'all in red states are so self-sufficient then grow your own shit

Next thing you know they’ll be telling us to walk around naked in our new gardens but be sure never to eat the apples. Shorter: become subsistence farmers bc there won’t be any groceries (nice old fashioned word) in the stores.

Let's make Iowa the Coffee & Cocoa state!

these people are dumber than a box of rocks.

Did this crazy bitch just say that “God intended for the US to produce our own food”?

I'll keep y'all posted on how my coffee plantation west of Chicago is doing.

Because that's how these fucking people are. They think they can do anything, say anything, act like nasty-ass scumbags, but it's ok because they run to church 5 times a day. I'm surrounded by these idiots.

Farmers are supposed to switch to loaves and fishes.

Look into the Seven Mountains doctrine of Christian nationalism. They intend to make this place a theocracy. And their operatives are all over this regime

"Biblical." So...when the Israelites went to Egypt to buy grain, what was that?

They have already caused a massive waste of harvestable food by kidnapping and trafficking immigrants, AND releasing water that was supposed to go to farmers in CA's central valley. The only thing they're getting done is wasteful destruction, which will result in people dying🖕🖕🖕

Turns out, the country of free trade doesn't like free trade.🤡🤡

Can we export the entire administration?

Canadian here watching Americans figure out that the USA does NOT grow bananas, coffee, tea, etc.

Can you eat cotton?

..but some of us don’t want American food only. American food is filled with chemicals - and that’s why some of us choose imported options.

Some foods and fruits cannot grow in our climes, as it is for other countries, which is why we trade. Fuck.

You can, but you have to grow it in a temperature controlled environment. So when the AI bubble bursts (and it will), buy the huge AI datacentres, convert them into growing environments and voila! It'd be cheaper to run than AI slop, and you'd be producing a product people actually want.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think I heard we have a surplus of soybeans... Tofu, anyone? abcnews.go.com/Politics/soy...

Ah yes. Let me invest in cacao trees for my small backyard garden plot. Should fit in nicely next to my eggplants.

Because we only subsidize soy and corn grown by big agribisiness. More grift for his rich donors.

Avocados from Vermont!

We cannot grow certain crops in the US. What the fuck is she even talking about?

Biblical?

These people are fucking crazy.

It's not biblical but she's right. It's a problem of our own doing.

being locavore because it's more fuel-efficient: woke treason being locavore because donny j. deals is taxing us to starvation on imported goods: gott ist mit uns

She should just tell the soy farmers to plant citrus and berries and throw a few cows on their land. Problem solved.

She sounds like a danged ol hippie

My god this is the dumbest administration ever!

"We need to learn how to grow banannas here in the US. We need to turn the US into the best bananna-growing country in the world. We need to be a bananna republic."

It’s biblical? Tell me more. Use chapters and verses.

This woman can keep her damned religion out of my life.

This is staggeringly false - the USA produces way more food (in particular cereals) than it consumes and fortunately there is a really cool magic trick to turn food excesses you have into food needs which you do not produce. It is called "trade".

This is is the most naive worthless bantering.

It's "Biblical" only in that you're not supposed to think critically about it - you're just supposed to believe in it, no matter how little sense it makes or poorly it works, because their demented orange God said it.

My god, these are truly the most evil vindictive creatures on this planet

biblical…like the loaves and the fishes? Oh no, that can’t be right. Jesus did that and he was very weak.

YES definitely

“ let them eat soy”

No we don't need to do these things

She must have sniffed to much of her bible

A profoundly stupid woman. 🤡

Famously in the Bible - you shall not trade foods.

She REALLY wants the RAPTURE to come … Whether we like it or not. Dear Lord, In Jesus name. Let her go. Amen

Good luck growing more citrus greening disease These folks are on a reality tv show

I bet the farmers who depend on exporting their corn and soy were happy about this.

"Biblical"? They do realize that certain fruits and vegetables don't grow well in the US right?

Certain foods literally will not grow anywhere in the United States.

Who is going to harvest these new crops? How do we grow bananas and coffee?

farmers are getting screwed, losing their farms!! CRAZY IS AS CRAZY TALKS!

She's just another kiss-ass hire or she is really really incompetent. Or both, I guess. 🤷🏼‍♀️Did she pay for her job?

Mmm mm and we can even make sure they gave that nice round up flavor! Hot damn, little splash of PFAS and we got us the golden age of groceries (old timey work for you young folks)

Every member of Trump’s cabinet is a moron

A few problems of biblical proportions: 1. We eat things we can't grow 2. Things we can grow can't always be grown at scale 3. Destroying trade deals will trash the GDP

I’m so glad you put all the insanity coming out of America in one nice, easy to digest blog. It’s the only reason I go on Bluesky.

And then she heads out to her Uber, orders from Door Dash, calls to check in on her significant others on her cellphone made in China, brings in her package from Amazon, gets her nails done by her “nail lady“, and lastly, turns on her big screen 4K TV to watch herself on FOX .

"It's Biblical"??????

She really needs to get out to rural America and learn about agriculture and farming. She will be shocked to learn that milk doesn't come from milk factories

Bring back those food factories 🤣

So is the government going to tell farmers what to grow now?

Meanwhile, remind me who actually collects said food products from the fields. It ain’t white boy farmer families!

,.....healthcare

Wild that Trump wants to "onshore our food" but also wants to deport all the people who grow it, while also alienating the US state that produces the largest proportion of it.

I miss Tom Vilsack. I miss competence.

So the solution to importing more than we export is to export even less & not be able to afford the food we import? 🥴

I don't remember that from sunday school.

He really did appoint the dumbest people to his cabinet.

The amount of people who think the states can just flip a switch and onshore manufacturing is insane, he's going to die before the first factory is finished.

It’s also biblical that she should be hiding in her tent and letting her man speak. All these biblical people sure are dumb

Right?

Climate sensitivity

As do all of his Cabal cronies.

Diaper Don LIAR.

Of course, she wouldn’t be able to explain why growing our own food is “biblical.” Rank incompetence and ignorance are now the norm for every member of this admin

jeezzzzzz

Looking forward to their plan for on-shoring banana and winter tomatoes among a long list of other things we’re importing…