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Yes. And you have Trump. Petty man who thinks others know better. 🤡

They are working on real estate contracts, not peace.

Bullshiiit

Team Jerkoff

They head up: Group Republicans Inquiring For Trump

Witkoff and Kushner: 🤑🤑

I just wish we could Remove and Replace the Orange Turd regime, but as a country we can't. Brazil could deal with their insurrection problem, Jair Bolsonaro (former president) was put in jail. I don't want to hear about American exceptionalism. We don't have it anymore.

The way he said ‘Steve and Jared’ immediately gave me Dan and Shay vibes lol

Yeah Marco... Why aren't you over there and leave these others behind, especially Jared.

He’s heartbroken !!!?? Give me an effing break, little Marco

Nothing

I hope Pope Leo tells Rubio to go fuk himself and get the fuk out of his face.

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Exactly!

Marco is secretary of baglicking.

Rubio too busy changing the orange 🍊 kings diapers

👍

No doubt they would do a better job

Not because there is a financial kick back for them or anything.

Same war, dummy. You aren’t fooling anyone. All you had to do was ASK before bombing and we would t be in this mess. But you don’t buy gas. You don’t buy groceries. You have healthcare. You will forever be remembered as a primary member of the worst administrations in US history.

So all Jared did during trump's first term was got the American embassy moved to Jerusalem even though he was supposed to be "bringing peace to the Middle East", which according to trump and republiturds he couldn't have if Iran has been "trouble" for the past 47 years as they claim! 👀

Doubtful. The US vaporized any credibility it had with all the lies and infantile behavior from DJT / maga.

Right tool for the job

I smell bull shite.

Hang Steve and Jerod

That's his job 😳

Trump is the Gaza Peace Lord forever?

Nobody even questions why the president's goony son-in-law and his shifty real-estate buddy are in charge of negotiating the United States out of a freaking war, but whateves, I guess.

Maybe Marco should get into real estate since it looks like a job switch with Jared!

He has some big shoes to fill

They will be making as much money as possible! CROOKS🖕😈

Just insanely strong tongues to pull themselves along, from all the bootlicking

It all comes down to what sort of side real estate and other investment deals they can cut as part of the "peace" deal.

I can't think of anything more productive to say than bat ears, Rubio, is incompetent and emasculated.

It’s more likely a real estate deal.

Marco is warming up for our invasion of Cuba.

As soon as Steve and Jared get paid on the bribe they negotiated, Americans can expect resolution.

This guy and the two idiots in charge he mentions are the reason, IRAN HOLDS ALL THE CARDS.

They're NOT diplomats!! It makes a fucking difference! My god this administration is so unbelievably shit!

Yeah, but the Constitution does not prescribe a Corruption Secretary, so of course sending the corruption bros takes precedence.

Working hard or hardly working?

Isn’t it Lillie Marco’s job to negotiate with countries not Jared and Witkoff who took money from Middle East sheiks and the kremlin oligarchs?🤡

N.O.B.O.D.Y.

Don’t know how I’d feel about people doing the job I was selected for? So he’s just the “name” if even that.

SHUTUP! LIES!

Two unqualified, self serving.

Steve and Jared are making future real estate deals and nothing else. Who do they think they’re kidding?

Isn't that YOUR job?

All in the family isn’t a sitcom. It’s a nightmare.

86 Rubio 86 Kuahner 86 Wittikoff

Exactly

Leave it to the realtors

And it would be nice if we actually had real, trained diplomats involved in negotiations with Iran instead of a career real estate dude & the son-in-law of the President who has already financially benefited from being related to the president, but with absolutely no background in diplomacy!

Probably better if you didn’t.

Or how to tie his shoes by himself

Yes they are

Steve and Jared. Grifters par excellence. Members of the All Unamerica Team

oh, that' right, they're Realtors

MI6 calls Witkoff, Dim Philby.

The court jester entertains chump while Bevis and Butthead want to make Gaza their personal resort destination. Iran is another distraction gone really bad. And we still have the Epstein files under DOJ protection. Bigger lies every single day and niw 1 billion to build a ballroom on the taxpayers$

Steve and Jared, 2 real estate grifters, pro-Israel Jews with no credentials in foreign affairs. Nothing against Jews; Bernie Sanders is a Jew who would be appropriate. He has honesty, humanity, ethics and morals.

Hang your head in shame

Isn't that Marco's job?

Let's not forget. The straight was open before Trump decided to attack them. It would open tomorrow if we just left. 🤬

Dweebes on a diplomatic path. What a joke.

Just Pass Go, Collect 200 billion dollars, Do not go to Jail.

"Steve and Jared" 😵😵😵😵😵. We are fucked aren't we?

Steve and jared

Question: Does Trump give Marco his testicles back at the end of the term, or does he just keep them?

Or let experienced diplomats in the Foreign Service replace the real estate moguls.

Why does this sound like a Subway commercial from the 1990s

Steve and Jared are incompetent. If they actually did "work hard" their efforts would be as useful as trying to explain who pays tariffs to the malignant narcissist.

I feel so safe knowing 2 of the most avaricious real estate people in the world are handling diplomacy for the U.S.

"Top men"

Uno cards. While Iran is playing masters-level chess. HTFG.

God help us all - what a shit show

Damnit @atrupar.com , you know he has to be at the UFC fights over his actually job duties

Or a Diplomat somewhere…

I mean, we have president with no credentials, so we might as well just let people who are not the Secretary of State, negotiating international policies. Makes sense, right? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me to Marco Rubio

He’s absolutely useless - a hollowed out dupe.

He stood at that podium and perfectly described the current state of our government-he was just confused and kept saying it was Cubas.

Of course he is running. He has spent the last two years stealing Peter Thiel away from JD. Marco was never interested in UFO disclosure. He was interested in learning the info so he could sell it to Palantir for campaign contributions. Which is what all the wars have been. Technology testing.

I suspect Rubio took an adderall-klonopin cocktail about two hours before this presser.

just heard him talk of the story of the America🇺🇸dream yeah, he's definitely running and delighted not to hear the usual white supremacist garbage bull horned by the Vice President & President who openly lie all of the time and demagogue, engage in anti-immigrant rhetoric since DJT's escalator ride

It was indeed refreshing, despite my best efforts to despise it.

UAE ports are still burning.

They're reducing the scope of their grift.

How much they can grift

What a fool. The best thing is that there will be an long record of his statements for history. He will be remembered as one of the biggest sychophants in the history of humanity.

Yea, right.....bollocks! Diplomatic my ass! Grifting and scamming is their raison d'être.

Not to have a secretary Trump is likely to hire, though, to say nothing of the one he actually did hire.

……lmao and they haven’t had ANY success, you would think that the Secretary of State would do his job but god forbid….complete incompetence

Two unappointed, unqualified people negotiating a peace deal . Jared has multiple business deals in the middle east which could’ve seen as a conflict pod interests

In other words, Stephen and Jared are working to further enrich the Trump family and therefore Marco is sidelined.

Does trump even have a drivers license?

I noticed that, too. It was insulting to Iran and showed we’re not serious about negotiating.

I wish people would stop insulting the the three stooges by comparing them to Shitler's clowns.

There WERE such people in our government. Not sure they’ve withstood the latest purges

And like a mob boss. Loyalty or death. Ask #Epstein

Wouldn’t surprise me.

A competent mob boss has a consigliere who knows his stuff, like Tom Hagen. These guys are amateurs.

An offer nobody could refuse!

Those people have all been fired

Meanwhile, Little Marco is dumping 1,300 more foreign service officers with irreplaceable knowledge, subject matter expertise, language skills, and hundreds of years of experience and institutional memory. But we’ve got Jared and Steve’s side hustle, so it’s a wash. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

This whole thing is a grift for his family and friends. It keeps Epstein off the front page. Other than that trump doesn't care.

Yes but Trump is the bestest negotiator we’ve ever seen since Christ invented Christmas 🎅 So why not get your mate and a family member to fix shit !, It’s really that simple 🤡