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The "in two week" is coming.

Iran: It'll open when we say so, you little bitch.

Two more weeks and those ships will be cruising

Pump those stocks. Then dump on Monday.

…maybe.

> Also there will be tolls

THANK YOU FOR YOUR LACK OF ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Real peace. Bahhahhahhaha

I want to see the signed agreement between him and Iran

What could go wrong 🤪

we can post all we want....MAGA and the Kompromat dont GAF

Me: shut up pedophile

Let's not forget what day is tomorrow: TACO Tuesday.

What are the odds that it’s all bullshit?

Fucking useless at EVERYTHING.

so.... now it's friday.......

Except Israel is not going to recognize the Lebanon clause of the agreement. Oops.

Its BS. He’s self soothing his fragile humongous ego.

😂😭

I hereby authorize Major League Baseball to declare the Yankees the best team in baseball.

Which means the "deal" will go to complete shit between now and then.

Start your engines?

Al Jazeera will be my news source for this unless something better is out there

It doesn't count because Obama's black.

I just picture Former President @barackobama.bsky.social sitting at home laughing reading this new deal. Laughing and shaking his head wondering what in the hell is this?!

Memememememememememememememememenemememememememememememe

On brand

LMFAO

Will be shocked if this "deal" lasts 24 hours.

Herewith my Deutsche Bank Broker has my full force and effect orders for Monday, hereby

Cute🤣

I'm sure no one will do anything to blow up this deal between now and Friday.

J D Vance flying over with billions in cash for the Iranians.

1 800 DUM(b) ASS

Would love to see the particulars of this "great deal". I'm seeing we had to pay them $24 BILLION? Plus there is a toll? What else? That's a lot of "pallets of cash". Fml.

Many before you have tried and failed. Ma’am, I have tears in my eyes right now!

You just know that writing,”simultaneously herewith,” made him feel all fuzzy, important and powerful, then after a while, say an hour perhaps, that feeling wore off and reality started seeping into his pus filled brain. Iif he wasn’t such an evil psychopathic arse I’d feel sorry for him.

“I’ll start tomorrow,” said Toad for the fifth day in a row.” Arnold Lobel, Frog and Toad

Reading this, I picture him standing in the middle of that obscenity they erected on the White House lawn, top hat 🎩 waving in this hand, striped trousers: “Ladieeeeees and Gentlemen…” 🎪

Fishy Friday

Trump: “Art of the Squeal” and he’s the one squealing

and on Friday it will open two weeks later

Curious if anyone’s seen an actual mechanism for how a US president can “authorize” shipping lanes in foreign territorial waters? Feels like there’s a legal gap here—who enforces this beyond rhetoric?

Wednesday: “We’re bombing them into oblivion.” Friday: “We are very close to a deal the likes of which you’ve never seen.” Blah blah blah

The "Deal" which is NOT a deal. Massive loss. What was accomplished?

Friday is Juneteenth.

lol 😂

I too authorize its opening in 20 minutes. I mean… it’ll open on Friday.

🙄

Just more Market manipulation.

Me me me nobody but me I promise you it’s all me even though that Hussein Dumocrat did it before and better it’s still me me me but if it doesn’t work out it’s Biden.

Trump just gave them the farm. What a spineless bitch.

This announcement, made in concert with the Pakistani PM, is so Trump can brag about it at his red neck BBQ tonight.

Where can we read “the deal” ourselves? Not that I don’t trust his Truth Social diplomacy and commandment… but I don’t.

Literally everyone else is the capitan now but Trump

If it's toll free why is it a 1-900 number?

By Friday they’ll be bombing Iran again

Strait of Hormuz week

He’s a legend in his own mind.

Didn't he also say that if there is a toll, he wants 20%?

Yes it was, and then it wasn’t thanks to that idiot in the WH.

trump's feels right about now

Friday if what year?!

He has authority over that issue how, exactly?

What a moron. What have we accomplished? Massive destruction, with thousands dead, including hundreds of children. Global spike in oil prices impoverishing millions. Iran more determined than ever to build nuclear weapons. Allies abandoned. Israel running amock. Tens of $Billions wasted.

Trump has zero credibility. I’ll believe there’s a deal when Iran says there is.

His public comments either sound like the closing sentence to a business letter from 1967 (Thank you for your attention to the matter) or a King's Proclamation (I hereby, or I proclaim...) sometimes both the same statement.

The art of the deal 5D chess 🤣

The US media need to be asking Trump, Rubio and hegseth what’s the difference between this deal and the deal signed by international leaders in 2015. Don’t let them use the “Obama bad” card.

So only Iran can charge tolls and not the U.S.. Got it. Before the republican war, straight open no tolls, Russia sanctioned, Iran sanctioned. After republicans start a war, thousand dead/injured, Iran charges tolls, Russia Oil sanctions lifted, Iran sanctions lifted, and they get huge payout

Last week said it was already open. Just watch, tomorrow scaffolding and a tarp on the Strait.

Two weeks from Friday.

short bus

watch. it too will fall through.

TRUMP ON FRIDAY: "You guys better open the fuckin' strait or I'm going to shit my pants!"

He's frantically trying to make turd flavored ice cream.

Guaranteed Netanyahu will break the deal

He doesn't know what's in the "deal", does he?

And neither statement is true. According to "deal", strait will open in 30 days under Iranian arrangements. (So Iran still has control of the strait.) bsky.app/profile/ship...

This state will last exactly as long as he needs it to, to maintain whatever non-rancid birthday party vibes still exist fo the Trump America Birthday Cagefight brought to you by Bud Lite. I can only assume the Iranians have been given some cash, possibly on a pallet, for their part in the kayfabe

Perhaps two different persons wrote those things.

There's no way Trump will be able to stay cool for 5 days, so expect him to fuck it up and get it delayed further.

Eh, give it the standard “two weeks”

Trump will soon ask for the Nobel Peace Prize for a war he started.

No other President ever started a war with Iran. This guy gets more stupid every day.

I’ll be honestly surprised if this thing gets signed

I told you he would do nothing and simple declare victory and go home.

The next time the 13 falls on Friday

He is embarrassingly dumB

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Also Trump on many previous occasions: “We don’t need the Strait of Hormuz. That’s a problem for other countries, we’re just fine without it.”

Wait. What? Open for months?

🤣

"Toll free, but with a maintenance fee..."

Damn! And all this time? All it took was a SHARPIE!

Yep… pretty much. After negating the deal of the century because he’s jealous of a brilliant black man, just to get FAR LESS, PAY MORE and murder baby girls and kill 13 soldiers. But hey…. The FART. Of. The. Heel.

Doesn't matter the taxpayers will pay it and I don't believe Musk pays taxes.

Pretty much!

The only thing that opened was the oil market.

RIGHT! 😃😃😃

Oh God, I hadn’t thought of that. Ugh.

He won't make it to then.🤷‍♀️

The only thing he can “fully authorize” is removing his naval blockade. He has screwed up once again, but that’s typical Trump.

Brought to you by "delusions of grandeur" and Dr. Strangelove.

*Starts war with Iran* *Ends (loses) war with Iran, gaining nothing* Trump: NOBODY ELSE COULD HAVE DONE THIS! MANY HAVE TRIED!

Trump is a sex pursuit, and a convicted sex assaulter