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Well at least there's that.

Yay! The rich got richer!

Stop drugz.

Good news - The rich are getting richer! (Fucking clown.)

Can you imagine how bad the numbers *really* are?

Rallys with stock exchange causes people to suffer. NOTED.

You have to give her credit. When she decided to go all in on stupid, she went ALL IN.

Great for the billionaires! Not so great for the average American who is struggling with groceries, gas, and health care costs.

The house burned to the ground, but we learned that the smoke alarm batteries were still in good shape.

Her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard…in addition to her complete BS…

Jobs schmobs but our Walls Street overlords will be happy.

Maria is a dumb fck

Big boost for the 1% hurrah🤬

Where is this one open position located? I’m wondering because the job market is good here in Minnesota.

And the national debt has risen to $45 TRILLION

Same. My team had an open position and the amount of candidates was overwhelming

The true extent of this depression will first become clear with a democratic majority, and they will of course bear the blame of it, because the majority of adults don't understand cause and effect...

What’s bad for the working class is always good for the wealthy

Or she should have said, "It's ok. The rich will still get richer.

They’re shameless

I mean, how stupid they think people are? Poor job results -> less likely hike of interest rates. Less likely hike of interest rates -> more allocations going to stocks It is not a silver lining. It is market 101.

"Yeah the poors lost their jobs, but rich people are doing great!"

The stock market is not a rational being.

And the grift goes on

Bartoromo's become the worst of the worst. If you wanna stroke off to how well the investor class is doing, she's your gal. Republicans KNOW "the investor class" havin' a great day on the stock market DOES NOT PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE for Working Class Americans, but they just don't care.

I'm pretty sure that most of us have figured out by now that the stock market is only useful as a measure of how well wealthy people are doing.

Heading for a recession after adding more and more to US debt during good economic times. Now will need to borrow more money to stimulate economy, increasing debt even more. Heading for a catastrophic collapse but the markets will like it bc they might get a rate cut. What a bunch of whores!

LET THEM EAT DIVIDENDS

Isn’t it alarming that markets are acting like this? Not comforting? The “unlimited” stockpile is not real. The unlimited growth is not real. Am I crazy?

The joke being the fed is less likely to take steps to rein in inflation because the job market sucks too

Ah yes, I'm sure the unemployed are stoked their 401k is the only thing making money.

They’re related? She thinks everyone else is stupid

The stock market is not the economy, repeat- the stock market...

Yes, because the unemployed can now depend on the dividends from all their stock purchases. 🙄

stocks dont make my groceries more affordable! My 401K is supposed to be when i am supposed to able to retire in over 30 years

She is a moron parroting a moron. Also, JFC do something about that dead fucking raccoon on her head; that is not a tv ready hairstyle by any means....trump anyone?

Some rich people got richer yay!

A Patron Silver-lining. In a “Raiders”-style drinking contest between Bartiromo and Judge Box o Wine…..WHO DO YOU GOT?

So the rich are getting richer 🎇

Ah, stocks. The imaginary value purely based on the emotional state of the rich at any given moment.

Glass half full. "Because I almost shit myself to death due to the bad lettuce, I saved a bunch in the last two weeks on groceries."

Stocks are not the economy. But do go ahead and spin it. Bunch of 🤡s.

Pam Bondi’s vibes

As if the folks who are looking for jobs also have a vast stock portfolio.

Big “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?” Energy.

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Markets love it when companies cut labor costs. Higher profits!

Full of 💩 like all the sycophants. When this is over, every one of them needs to be held to account for their part in it.

Hear me out, here, but MAYBE the stock rally came from repeated market manipulations from The Grifter In Chief?

This makes no sense! There will be a correction and no doubt Trump will blame it on Biden, Fauci or someone else.

More proof the stock market is a bubble right now.

The boat has a hole in it and we’ll be capsized by this afternoon, but look at this big fish I just caught!

They keep saying the stock market is booming. Eventually even MAGA will look at their own wallet and see that this is beneficial only to the top 5% Regular people need good paying jobs, affordable housing and a halt to the rising costs of food & fuel. There is NO trickle down from big corporations

-40k in Leisure and Hospitality while the country hosted the World Cup is insane.

The obsession with stocks... idk maybe im not the "average American" but stocks are never on my mind. Like price of gas, groceries, diapers stays on my mind. And the total destruction of our national parks and women having our body autonomy taken away.

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I came here as soon as I heard, knowing that Aaron would certainly have Maria bobbing and weaving around this announcement.

So the drop in American jobs was bad for people who have to work for a living, but it was good for richer people who can use their excess cash to speculate on the stock market because corporations are hiring fewer people. Is that correct? I'm not very comfortable with that effect.

Nothing likes bad news for workers more than the stock market. If they're unemployed and have no money to spend, they can't drive inflation up more than Trump's shitty policies already have!!

So, who cares? The rich will be fine and that's all that matters.

Fake economy

"The car accident cost me a leg, but I lost 28 pounds."

hey DNC? its your cousin...Marvin...Marvin DNC...you remember that ad audio you were looking for? well listen to this!

sorry to hear so many American's lost their jobs but... hey the rich ppl made more money off the stock market!!! Aren't you unemployed ppl happy for them!!!!!!!

It means less pressure for the Fed to raise interest rates despite inflation. Low interest rates means keeping cash sitting around makes less sense and people are more likely to buy stocks to seek gains.

Money is faaaaaaaaaaake

Exactly as intended— riches for the wealthy and nothing for all else.

"Big Rally" is another term for "Buzzards are circling"

The rich got richer from sticking it to us in prices Marie. And your 401K didn’t make crap unless you invested in certain stocks and oil shorts.

She makes the case for labor vs capital all morning! Then she will spend the rest of the day asking why young people are fine with the DSA.

Fuck everyday Americans, stocks are up!

People losing their jobs is great for corporate profits and the shareholders! Bwhahahaha. WTAF.

The dow, the dow right now is over 50 thou!

Please, please, please can somebody stop this lying monumental idiot woman from talking such total rubbish? She is out of her bloody mind, doesn’t know what she is talking about, and hurts our ears and brains.

"At least rich stockholders got richer."

I ate yogurt yesterday. That was my 3 meals.

I’m sure Yes Minister already did this episode

"Let them eat stocks!"

Great Maria, the market jumps on the backs of people who lost their jobs. The Trump economy and the Trump market. Also blame the GOP led House and Senate. Since they all own stocks, it’s a win for them.

Wall Street don't care about the burdens of humanity.

So poor people got poorer and rich people got richer.

Less than half of Americans have stocks, Brown Noser Maria

At least the rich prospered. That will be a big comfort to the rest of us.

OMG, there is NO hope for this woman.

Lmao translation Trump is horrible for the economy but a few millionaires survived a dip smfh

The stock market, the stock market ... seems untethered from reality

Exactly. Nothing more than betting markets for the wealthy and corporations. Using other people's money. And the decks are always stacked in their favor. Became an unavoidable, runaway train wreck in 2008 and will again.

She is flipping more than a pancake in a french pan on Pancake day

So once again it’s the billionaires playing the stock market that win. That’s great Maria

Maria can shove her silver linings up her silver ass.

When I was part of the corporate rat-race during some very bad times in the 1980s and 1990s, I noticed when jobs went up, stocks often went down, and vice versa. During severe recessions! That's when i realized that Wall Street did not represent Main Street.

I’d listen but I’m too distracted by her lime green ascot. Very Fred from Scooby-Doo.

She doesn't want her King to be upset.

Oh look. It did absolutely nothing to bring down my utility or grocery costs.

If Trump somehow got his fat ass up onto the Resolute desk and took a crap, would Fox call the putrid pile a work of art?

Amerikkka will be in a recession, and faux propaganda will applaud it.

Markets don't manipulate themselves.

Stagflation carry trade -what could go wring?

I know - anything to not upset the monstrous orange Trumpelstiltskin, eh?

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The Stock Market isn't the Economy. Mouthy Maria knows this.

It will get worse as Trump defunds healthcare.

It's the Trump-Epstein "K" economy, billionaires make a killing, everyone else gets killed.

The stock market loves misery and poverty enslavement. Good to know as head towards a debate on the merits of capitalism vs socialism