Ryan Carson

Huge headlines around the world. In major US media, unreported. Something's fishy here.

This is some seriously unhinged shit.

I agree with Brian Beutler: "The Democratic Party has been pathologically averse to conflict with Republicans throughout the Trump era." But their averseness predates Trump by at least 2 decades, maybe 4. www.offmessage.net/p/the-new-ra...

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com

About data centers: no one is better at NIMBYism than Americans--the undisputed world champions. They've had a rough few years b/c housing crisis discourse. But now, when we need them most, our heroes of endless process, public comment periods, and NEPA/SEPA impact statements have returned.

The mashup I need to see in the world is Rosemary from Widow's Bay going over the genealogy of the Targaryens. Dead baby, dead baby, dead baby, lesbian, bastard....

Like I'm expected to give birth to a live dragon.

You don't say.

I thought he was supposed to show up for work today.

Never have I wanted something to be real more than this.

All those posts calling people conspiracy theorists for saying McConnell is dead are aging like milk.

thank you the new yorker and françoise for having me do this cover for the late, great dolly parton

The hippie-punching will continue until morale improves.

"You'll receive the Order of Lenin for this, Captain." RIP Tim Curry.

I've been rewatching Game of Thrones, and wow, Season 2 is all killer no filler.

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.

Cult of Personality is an anachronism with no relevance to modern life, certainly, but it still slaps.

These people taking umbrage at the Natalie Harp comment are just feeding into @dennycarter.bsky.social 's vast media empire/content factory.

Loving that some establishment Democrats have resorted to saying, you know, Laura Loomer and Richard Hanania are making some good points. Listen. To. Your. Fucking. Self.

I honestly love reborn Aegon with no more fucks to give.

Daily reminder that we live in hell now. Oil changes at Jiffy Lube cost $150.

We did it, guys! Stagflation, Iran, We just need a little disco and some big shoulder pads and 1980 is back!

Happy quarter century anniversary to this brief that President Bush read and subsequently did nothing about: nsarchive2.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEB...

But how will we pay for it?

Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku

My Facebook feed is being force fed with so many lies and misinformation about Dr. Fauci. Simply ridiculous that persists, and exhibit A as to how Meta is running a cesspool of lies over there.

That bear was sent out to clean.

Naïve to think he was ever going to end ICE traffic stops. He LIKES that his secret police force can do whatever they want with no repercussions. The cruelty is the point.

This one hits hard. He was my window into another universe when I was in high school. I'd stay up late Sundays to watch the show and learn. And the music he introduced me to is still my soundtrack. post-punk.com/dave-kendall...

That's it, no more crunchwraps for me. I'll just have to go back to the bean burritos and quesadillas to avoid GI distress. Also: bring back the Enchirito, cowards.

Profoundly shocked to read that Taco Bell is implicated in the production of explosive diarrhea www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

I had the privilege of working with Senator Dracula on my bill offering tax cuts to family-owned mortuaries. While we disagreed on much and his horrible embrace has left me unable to endure sunlight, I'll always remember his amusing little jokes about exsanguinating my staff.

Saddened to hear my good friend the Finger Taker has passed away. I never agreed with him about amputating people's fingers in his dungeon, but I'll always remember the collegial good times, and most of all his great sense of humor. What laughs we had. Condolences to Ginny and his whole family.

The 'capitalism vs socialism' war is a waste of human effort and a perversion of human aspirations. Both capitalism and socialism are *tools* that have uses in a successful society, but almost nobody wants to live at the extreme of either one. Don't make tools into gods!

I realize this is a dog bites man story at this point, but come on. This is disgusting.

Can Trump do the speech while holding the American flag, preferably with a metal flagpole in hand.

Supreme Court my ass

folks said it couldn't be done, but they did it, they invented anti-woke living constitutionalism

Court can't go on like this. The Constitution as plainly as possible says people who were born here have an unequivocal right to citizenship. Four people whose ONLY job is to read the Constitution for the rest of their lives just tried to overturn it because they're tired of brown people. Pack it.

I guess it would be our bedroom furniture, which was handed down by my wife's grandmother? Must be at least 50 years old. Does that count as an object?