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My Gawd, that’s Hillbilly Elegy Vance’s music!

No. Just sounding awful.

Booooring

I don’t want to listen to this idiot, but why is everyone (except JV) wearing hard hats? I mean, is there actual construction going on here? And if so, shouldn’t JV be wearing one, too? Or are we not concerned about his brain cells?

Who’s this?

Keep the word teacher out of your lying mouth as the admin you are part of slashes public school funding. Pig man.

Don't let him forget his record, folks

Yeah, that you don’t want the rest of us to enjoy! You got what YOU wanted.

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

Too late, as ICE in Springfield secures ankle monitors on people contributing to America that JD lied about, had them fired from their jobs, every Ohioan knows JD is on the verge of a name change, religion change or whatever it takes to get him elected! Vote 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

he is such slime

Will the same people who fell for trump's bullshit, fall for this too?

What's going on???

I usually don't turn on the volume for these things. Are the people behind him singing YMCA?

No worries. He will revert to sounding like dick by sundown.

So he knows exactly what Americans want, but has zero intent to deliver anything remotely close to it.

AMERICA in 2026, 2027… ?

🔥💰Trump has wiped out $1.7 billion in restitution owed from the fraudsters he pardoned

Ahh yes 10 generations ago when Europeans just walked off a boat and right into the United States. The right way for immigration am I right?

Please please oh please can Natalie Harp please rat him out to their boss for these things he said? Stephen Miller could do it too, but he’d probably enjoy it, so he’s not my first choice.

I don’t trust JD Vance at all.

Who is the AI guy who made it look like Vance said that shit?

SOUNDS LIKE THAT BLACK GUY WHO WAS PRESIDENT

He's looking for a way out of this mess of an administration

Wtf? Did he forget his nazis platform? Hand him his autographed copy of P2025.

The media should ask him nonstop what he would do differently from President Trump. To no end.

See how people behind him freeze when he says “whether you’ve been in this country 10 seconds…” yeah, they didn’t like that.

Tap dancing whore.

Does this mean he now has no problem with eating pets??

But…but…

- So immigration is cool by him now…?

He thinks that is what Americans are concerned about…….tells you how out of touch he is

Sounds like someone is running for president (and away from the orange traitor) in 2028.

JD and Hegseth, 1 cup

If Peter Thiel served it, I'm sure he already has.

Restocking is necessary when he’s spewing so much of it.

A total shapeshifter.

he's trying to save his political ambitions.

Hopefully someday voters will stop falling for this unhealthy relationship of electing the person that has abused you for the previous 3 years because they fake remorse in the 4th year. Example: They don't care about people in the country for decades, never mind 10 seconds.

To MAGA or not too MAGA that is the question facing the 2028 presidential hopefuls.

He probably used a hammer on a dog.

Where are all the Hispanics and African-Americans? Wait he’s already deported the Hispanics who do all the manual labor in this country. so much for the housing shortage.

Because it is evergreen. This...

And they make them wear hard hats and coats on a very hot day while this dweeb drones on and on

Now Craigslist’s one job.

They’re in a special HR category - FiredIfYouDont.

Why yes they are. Always have been from the escalator ride to now.

Definitely paid.

That's funny cuz he needs to be put to sleep

He'll be woke 'til November.

Did Vance flub the “didn’t get their part in the story but we know they’re part of it” line—ie the crux of this entire section of the speech—or are his writers just terrible at their jobs?

He’s still a cunt and should never be in charge.

Yeah, the Haitians didn’t get their part in the story either, because JD Vance wanted to deport them. 😢

Sounds like he is apologizing for being white to me.

How much money did Peter? Thiel give him to run for Senate in Ohio .how many millions?? He’s such a BS artist!

I guess 2028 just started

Those are $45-$65 an hour iron workers.

Woke 3 already?

Let him cook.

That sounds like a speech a moderate Democrat would have given 10 years ago. Unfortunately for him, we have video of him saying something like people whose ancestors arrived on the Mayflower are better than other Americans.

🤣

They's such suckers.

Thiel’s Tool

well, duh

Check for a Trump pulse.

This is some incredible back tracking on rhetoric from a guy who thinks you should be able to track your ancestors back to the Civil War to be American.

Nancy Pelosi has already endorsed him as the Democrat candidate in 2028…

He’s like a garbage bag in a wind storm. This dude is all over the place..

Guess who won't be in the next cafe cart with the PedoRapist and his sidewhore?

I'm very surprised Vance did not choke on these words so badly that he required CPR. 🫤

Oh, Dear Leader isn’t going to like this line of talk at all.

Every accusation is an admission. Every. Forking. Time.

So fafucking woke. Sorry. I mean sofa fucking woke.

Remember Republicans are the biggest liars that ever held political office. They throw stuff at the wall to see what sticks, blame their pedophiles in the party Democrats and as they take rights away from people call Democrats Communists. The biggest Fascist regime in American history.

vp dipshit will say anything & do anything to have power. The most dangerous people never have enough power. Don't say you weren't warned 🇺🇸

So does he like unions now?

Man is trying to distance himself from Trump 2 years early.

You mean Joke?? JD has always changed to fit the situation. Even changing his name. He led the iran negotions and failed. Remember his MOU?

Why are you going woke, JD? None of the policies you are involved with right now match this blathering.

The 9th inning pivot by a saltine

Wow listen that ..someone ate their Wheaties laced with Democratic ideology today..

Ooooooh...so Vance 2028 HQ is full on red alert sirens, panicking Minions, sparking consoles, and steam-hissing pipes right now.

WHY IS HE OUT RUNNING HIS MOUTH?? They should boo him off the stage

Temu Obama ripoff insincere nonsense that he clearly doesn’t believe.

What's with the weight loss JD? Ozempic for me and not for thee?

I know why those "10 second" people were only here 10 seconds, JD.

He literally help destroy the programs that helped him out of poverty.

Ossoff is authentic and truly a man for the people. JD is a disingenuous, shape-shifting, political mercenary bankrolled by Peter Thiel and he will never wash that stink off. JD chose to work for the Epstein class and there is no going back.

He doesn’t either.

Using LLMs to write speeches

The old populist bait and switch. Whatever next?

It’s just another performance.

Dude's better than freon at sending a chill over the room.

He's on a mission for Peter Theil & Heritage--do not forget. You have described him perfectly--raging opportunist. 😆

If he IS the 2028 Republican candidate, the Dems can run Benji (the dog) against him & win. JD is universally unappealing to Dem & Repub alike. All the charisma of a used paper plate.

He's got those animatronic body movements that remind me of the old Disney "Hall of Presidents" ...wait a minute🤔 Is J.D. AI 😱🤣

He’s probably getting ready for when Trump kicks the bucket

With the color coordinated, costumed group behind him, I keep expecting him to break into song--and they into some complex dance routine. Beyond ridiculous.

Is that a paid audience?!?!?

A man who will literally say anything to get into power-He is nauseating. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Maybe he needs to go back to being James David Hamel.

A new level of gaslighting. 🤦‍♀️

Meanwhile, I'm kissing the Traitor's ass.

Oh so immgration is okay now that you're polling is low on it.

He's a populist windsock 🙄

How JD Vance sees the audience.

That may backfire on him.

JD pivoting to conventional conservatism?

A chameleon with no core values...rather Trumplike.

Groceries are expensive. Gotta hustle.

I understand he believes in Catholicism, except not the same as the Pope.

Depends on the day or hour and who he took a bribe from last

Thank God JD tells me what "the cool thing is..." in every speech. I'd never know if he didn't tell me because I've never heard him say anything that I thought was actually cool.

They rebooted him to an earlier version this morning?