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She didn't go because ....Someone.... is a loser! www.youtube.com/shorts/3K0YC...

iphone came out today, that and she didn’t want to be seen with you lmao

Her car was making weird noises and she just didn't want to risk it.

She couldn’t be here today because she couldn’t afford to gas up her car… oooops….

Yeah she was like nah I'm good 🥴

She had to wash her hair. You know how it is.

Protest Vance. Be like Vermont. ✌️

Nobody could make it there today except for the rubes you paid. Sad 😢

Translation: "She couldn't be here today because she wants to be elected."

EJDVTD.

If JD was as smart as he thinks he is then he would distance himself from trump!!!

Ummm...why go where your NOT wanted? 😂 Oh well, hopefully this helps the Democrat running against her.

It's not that she couldn't be there, it's that she didn't WANT to be there.

Translation: Ashley Hinson’s tRump-Vance loyalty suddenly became contagious—but only from a safe distance. Nothing says “I’m distancing myself from tRump” like letting couch-fuk-Vance announce your absence. Pick a lane, Ashley. 🫠🙄🇨🇦

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JD, the people repellant.

Hey, she had to rearrange her sock drawer before the weekend gets here...

Oooh Trump is going to post a bitchy note on truth social during math class, I mean during his classified economic briefing

Paid people in crowd?

RUBES.

🤡🤣🤡🤣🤡🤣

“Ashley is working on perfecting her veggie burger recipe … maybe it’s an Impossible Burger, what do I know …”

🔥

Garage sale brought it to Davenport. Same place my car ended up when it got boosted in Chicago.

That’s right. I was thinking of Peg’s motorcycle gang from Sons of Anarchy and got confused. He sure traded up, didn’t he?

He’s going to have a hard time inheriting and maintaining the Cult. No charisma. Awkward.

I mean, she COULD … but then she’d for sure lose.

😁

Sorry JD, she had to wash her hair and organize her spice rack.

Vance is toxic. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/09/amer...

Ashley Hinson is THRILLED to have received the endorsement of the bestest potus evah, Donald J. Trump! Why would she need to share a stage with JD, when she already got to share a famous “Thumbs Up!” moment w/her most favorite guy in all of America! Ashley is and always will be A HUGE DJT FAN!

Ashley had to wash her hair

Vacation Vance, not the best company?

Love the “Defend Our Future” signs when it should say “Defend Our Führer”.

🤔

And the crowd goes.... eh

She was washing her hair.

You couldn't make this shit up day 606

VANCE: "So, I thought we'd go over some newly released sofas. Let me just pull up my PowerPoint here."

Don’t worry, she will turn right back into a maga supporter as soon as she is re-elected. Don’t trust her or any of these republican politicians who are trying to distance themselves from trump and vance.

JD was the kind of kid whose Mom had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

Looking for couches in Iowa. Leave the animals and babies alone Republican.

"She didn't want to be here today, but..." There, fixed it for you, JD.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 MAGAts don't want to be near Pedo Don and hillbilly Vance

Wow... those are some real inbred chuds standing behind the couch fucker.

Lmmfaooooo

it takes a lot of soap to wash off Trump-stink, as JD will learn soon enough.

Ashley: www.bing.com/images/searc...

She was getting her hair and nails done.

#AnyoneButAshley #IowansForDecency

She really couldn't. Had to wash her hair, I think.

Wow. It’s getting interesting

"She couldn't be here, but she sends her most tepid wishes to me."

JD Godot

It must be harder to find POC audience plants in Iowa.

why is there some random black person in almost exact same location at most of the rallies

🚽

Normally trump would be seething about her snub. Thinking of new stupid nicknames and shit posting about her, but he can't, because he needs her.

“I’m gonna try to wipe our stink on her anyway…”

Kinda yeah

She knew it wasn't going to be about her.

😂

With the VPOTUS speaking on her behalf....that is something else.

What about the Pedo/Rapist?

Selena Meyer with a penis.

😅

Are those paid seat fillers or worse, actual MAGATS????

Soooooooo embarrassing. And, well, 🤣🤣🤣

😂