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And the Christians rejoiced with laughter!

Natalie raging rn

Here's someone who knows how to save money.

Melania has to 'stay' w her husband cuz she knows too much & he might have her 'disappeared'.

Which one?

So, Melania is going to get half of Trump's grift because the Natalie rumors are true.

That's what Melatonin's tennis coach does.

Of burning importance to all Alaskans.

He should write for Hallmark.

How much did it cost to kill your wife?🤷‍♂️

Sundowning in full effect!

Your current wife despises you, but OK.

I swear he thinks he’s Don Rickles doing a comedy bit.

Grandpa giving marital advice that he never followed.

Spoken like a man with experience…

Party of Christian values, right?

It’s truly sad to live such a garbage life.

Relationship advice from this man should carry medical warnings

I mean he would know right X3

Trump’s entire self worth and identity is his money.

Pops is reaaaaally close to whipping it out on TV. And Mike Johnson is definitely not going to have seen that so he can't speak to that.

SERIAL ADULTERER.

Wow, I think that Trump just disappointed Melania & Natalie at the same time.

misogyny is hilarious!

Does his paid audience have to sign a NDA? …because they should be approached with a better offer for an interview

Isn’t he divorced 3/4 times already

Oh. So that’s why he hasn’t divorced Melania.

Not if you’re paying a HO like Mel.

Better yet don’t be a misogynist

“You can just bury her on a golf course. Super cheap.”

Mitt Romney: You don’t pay someone $130,000 not to have sex with you. www.ms.now/morning-joe/...

Melania got the goods on him

You could opt for not being such an asshole that your wife wants to leave.

Ok…..

Our golden idol

Does he even know where his is

"Unless you cheat on her, and knock up the mistress. Then the mistress refuses to get an abortion. So then you can no longer keep the affair a secret. Then the wife decides she doesn't want to stay with you. And the prenup doesn't work because you are the one that cheated."

Presidential marriage advice, apparently: “Stay with your wife. It’s much less expensive.” Nothing says romance like a cost-benefit analysis.

The comedy stylings of a moron.

Which one?

🤣👍

She lowkey can’t wait for you to give up the ghost

Funny that he transitions to “exports” from this, when he’s mostly imported his “wives” from communist countries.

Is he speaking from his own experience after paying off Stormy Daniels?

As long as she puts up with mistress Natalie

Yuk yuk Only if your wife lets you have a spiritual wife publicly too

Explains how Melania got a movie and chaired a UN council meeting this term.

We know what this creep is like. I would not want to know anyone who attends his rallies and laughs at his jokes.

Says the 3-time married, 5 kids and multiple affairs person giving us all "some advice"7-----the cult is sooooooo dumb!

Marital advice from a serial adulterer?

How would he know?

They laugh but as usual - he’s not joking.

Yes I was slow on this one

Pro-tip - Burying them in your golf course is cheaper too.

And the evangelicals still worship this stupid asshole

Funny guy. If only he weren’t president.

It's the beaming smiles on the women behind him at these rallies. Just so happy. Fucking sickens me.

They stay anyway until he kicks them to the curb

"I stayed with my wife three times so far."

That young woman in blue on the left. I see her all the time and she seems to be so bored.

11th Commandment just dropped. He WAS sent by God!..

Not the slogan I would have chosen for the midterms, but given it's for republicans maybe it makes sense

Code for “it’s cheaper to keep her”

Ah Dementia.... Can't wait for his last rally where its only his security detail

Bad Don Rickles impression.

This man’s takeaway from Citizen Kane was that Charles Foster Kane needed better taste in women btw.

Well...his ex wife mysteriously fell down a flight of stairs while he was in town and he gets a tax write off for burying her in the weeds on his golf course.

Malignant narcissist gonna do malignant narcissism 🤷🏻‍♀️

Nothing says ‘romantic gesture’ like “you’re less expensive to stay with”.

Says the man who's been married three times.

As Elwood once belted out youtu.be/ql6Rhu3tZX0?...

ffs

Throw ur ex down the stairs, and bury her at ur Golf course its def cheaper and a way to stay out of prison !

Or you could have someone throw them down a flight of stairs.😏

Bro is out here sharkbiting Henny Youngman’s jokes HACK

“Randomly Babbles”.. -The Crowd:

Not if you get a draconian prenup!