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amazing

i hope vivek is haunted by an evil spirit every night in perpetuity.

Texas Republicans: Talarico is gay! Trump at a rally: So I've got this guy's dick in my hand

The Sports Photo of the Year goes to Kirby Lee, IMAGN Images … 🏆 🏈

A blue wave won't mean shit if the chumps get their way: defector.com/a-blue-wave-...

The five best teams in football, according to ESPN's Football Power Index. Hello, Jaguars!

Get used to the possibility that the road to the Super Bowl will go through a stadium that has a capacity of 42,000 for 2026 due to ongoing renovations.

DUUUUVVVVVAAAAAALLLLLLL

Retweet if Jaguars.

As a transphobic male senator, there is nothing more important to me than protecting women's sports. Here's why it never occurred to me that Jack Smith, a man, would choose to attend a women's college basketball game. by Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO)

the president has finally revealed his true form: a 1980s preppie villain determined to tear down the rec center

Can't believe it's been 9 years.

“Think I give a damn about what this Piker guy is saying when the richest Nazi the world has ever seen is bankrolling the destruction of America via the Republican Party?” — how every Dem should answer questions about Hasan Piker

This is Bonggu. His human took this "embarrassing" pic of him napping. Even shared them with us to humiliate him. Jokes on them though because he's still very handsome. 13/10 (IG: hi_bbomabbong_2)

Oy.

i think it would only be fair for women to get to decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body

This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all (TT: luciewoos)

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

Mel Brooks is a greater piece of American heritage than the Confederacy.

a giraffe disappears and tom kean jr shows up and we’re supposed to pretend these are two separate stories. wake up sheeple

How it started / how it's going

His toughest opponent yet turned out to be photosynthesis. #AlgaeGate

There is, literally, always a tweet.

I don't think Trump should put truck nuts on the White House

How did the NYT beat @bencollins.bsky.social and @theonion.com to this?

Hi. You are conflating two things. His tattoo and other baggage isn’t about his age. Qualified? No question it’s her. But voters aren’t interested in résumé reading. Is it misogynistic for voters to say they don’t want more of the same? I don’t like or trust the guy, but ME D voters seem to.

It’s not ageism to point out what’s clearly available. Even older Mainers want a new generation of leaders. We must eliminate the scourge of old people being ageist!

Congratulations to all who voted in the "Private Equity President"

It's becoming clearer that every Manosphere trend is just something straight men co-opted from 2010s circuit gays.

Hidden in plain sight

theonion.info

Pope Leo is no angel.

@travisdholmes.bsky.social Do the Jags have a GIANT fan we don’t know about? Check the shirt he’s wearing. 👀 #tealsky youtu.be/tBo_IiwW2VU?...

BREAKING: DOJ investigating Iran for Mortgage Fraud.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

I like it how you can see the time when Trump's speech occured

Everyone relax, Kash Patel’s PERSONAL email was hacked. As we all know, conservatives don’t conduct any government business on personal email because they believe it’s wrong

If you want Bluesky to be good you need to be weirder

40 MINUTES TIL POLLS CLOSE. As always, if you’re waiting in line to vote, STAY IN LINE.