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Lede: Mushroom Dick Refuses To Pull Out.

He said = he lied

That’s what you said 7 months ago. You also said of we didn’t vote for you we’d be going to war with Iran.

No you won't. With Brent at $110 and rising - he's going to be forced into a deal because of the risk high oil prices punish the US economy.

Not done stealing yet

"If you vote for Kamala, you're going to get endless wars and high gas prices!!!!"

And sink the Republicans even further

He’s a broken record.

The “war” we’ve already “won” on the first day?!

I thought the war was already won and they were decimated

This should be in every Democratic ad from now until the midterms.

"one day"

20+ years

“Iran is a disaster, folks! A complete and total disaster. They’re trying to attack us! We're not losing, believe me. We're winning. Bigly! These analysts are fake news. Sad! Very sad.

He’s started 8 Forever wars

See, if he kills & injures enough of our own military he gets a special badge from Putin. Trump, of course, wants the gold one.

forever wars

But, but... you said that we won, Don. Many times.

He should invade Iran. It will be a disaster and end the GOP unless AIPAC Dems back it too.

#foreverwar

I thought you won the war, beat the shit out of them. Why would you need to remain?

Of course!

We totally won and destroyed Iran. Also we have to stay longer there cause it’s not over. MAGA seals clap.

All eligible youth better get their bone spurs certificate right now

100 years. 😢

“Because Putin told me so.”

2 weeks?

Yes, of course. With Russia's help. That's why alleviating Russian sanctions works to this end.

The intent of sanctions is to change the governments that are not doing as they are told. It is not be stated like this because if it were,the humanitarian and political justification would collapse.Sanctions attack a civilian population knowing many will die pearlsandirritations.com/post/2026/10...

“A period of time”

All those folks behind him...may it be your sons and daughters who fight in Iran...may it be your trucks and cars that you cannot afford to fill....may it be your pantries that are empty. You own this.

Imagine a guy who bankrupts casinos, gambling at the expense of American taxpayers, for Putin Russia and Israeli and the Zionists.

Will be there just a little bit longer….🙄. My pockets aren’t quite full enough yet. 🤨

Forever

Every democrat should clip that, put it into an ad and hang it around the necks of every republican in the country.

That's exactly what happens when you beat someone completely. You stay there and keep fighting them. Wait... no, no... the opposite.

Dictator Trump's boss Netanyahu wants to stay there until he's conquered the entire Middle East.

I was assured we beat the shit out of them and destroyed their military capabilities.

Imagine worshipping this supreme idiot. He has no idea what he’s doing with Iran or who he’s even “negotiating” with.

So the military will be home by Christmas like every other war that lasts for years?

Smart to announce another forever war just in time for the midterms.

Who's this we?

We aren't 'there'

Hearing that ought to thrill them to tears.

"Because I can't find a way out without looking like I'm a total loser."

If Trump remains in power, he will keep us in the Iran war long enough to where all those kids standing behind him will be fighting in it.

I wish he meant two weeks, but for once he doesn't, does he?

Trump's fucking forever war in Iran and throughout the Middle East.

Even though you have never set foot in Vietnam. Remember that.

Gotta pay the bills, gotta pay the bills. ... Oops, no -- that's wrong. Wrong guy up there. My mistake. Gotta milk at the government, the People's, teat.

From day 1, it was too long. This stupid war should never have happened.

"A little bit longer" means indefinitely in Trump-speak.

Second longest three day war in history

But Trump won’t be around any longer

Do tell.

[Sarcastically] You should really make a deal.

He's extending the excursion from 3 days til forever