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There are 4 oceans stable genius

I know the outrage is the point, but words cannot begin to express how much I hate this man.

His stupidity knows no bounds

Why stop at an ocean. Just rename Earth Planet Trump.

He has an ego tapeworm. Endlessly hungry and consuming.

And Iran has already threatened to lay waste to Gulf countries if he dares attack Iran again - and they would likely threaten the same if he tries to rename the Strait of Hormuz.

I have an idea that might just catch on.. Once we have demolished his monuments and reversed all his absurd petulant renamings we should petition congress to formalize a National holiday that celebrates the downfall of a sick old Fascist Narcissist😉

How about we rename the Strait of Hormuz to the “Trump Strait of Expensive Gas”.

Not weird, just a man suffering from dementia falling ass backwards out of the closet.

In the future, every single one of them will deny involvement.

I’m so tired of the stupidity

He said ‘the American Ocean’ like it just magically came to him. Like he hasn’t just been putting American in front of a type of body of water this entire time.

Yes, it would certainly own us libs if we had to keep talking about how many problems are occurring in the Trump Strait and how the deaths and oil spills in the Trump Strait this week are worsening gas prices and the global economy.

Name everything the same because reading a map is too difficult🦅vote em out🇺🇲

The crowd looks like it's getting a little tired of Grandpa rampling off two hours of the same old stories. It's beginning to remind them why they hate family reunions; that and, of course, Cousins hooking up. 😂

Why is he asking what some guy in Michigan would think about it?

* Pete Hegseth's Synchronicity Metaphor: The physical destruction of Eisenhower's planning globe perfectly manifested as an outward, objective symbol of the inner political chaos & fractured foreign policy that observers feel they are witnessing in real-time. *

He would feel the same as the rest of us not in your brain dead cult that find this shit entertaining.

That’s because those are the only two he knows

Name a black hole after him

I’m betting no one in the video knows the background on the names of the oceans.

Legally brain dead. There's not enough brain activity to constitute life. Fuck off

Rename the "question mark" to Trump? ? ? ?

Any other country he'd be in a straight jacket, in a padded cell

I wish some of the hackers would holler out and say yeah, but what are you gonna actually do for us?

How about Pedophile Bay

Everyone who voted for this owes the rest of us an apology.

Trump can't tell the diffrrence between an Iranian partisan and and American Arab of Egyptian descent,but like most dems it's probably that the war is dumb and refashioning the globe for Trump's ego and dictatorial ambition is wrong and should be stopped

Stay the fuck away from the Mississippi River.

This degenerate is so fucked up on drugs it's absolutely insane. The next week and a half are going to be brutal.

The Dire Strait of Trump.

My goodness these people are in stitches

Nobody tell him the indian ocean exists. I feel like that wouldn't end well.

And the people behind him.

You could rename the Sargasso Sea to.. ..TrumpAsshole Sea…

Mad as a hatter, he is

Often during this administration (and the last Trump administration) I find myself gasping in outrage. It just seems to make no difference and that's horrific. I don't want to become someone who is immune to outrage but worry my neighbors are.

So, the Indian Ocean doesn't qualify for him?

I mean the Arctic would be a good candidate since we are doing everything we can to melt it.

If you cheer for this sincerely, your brain is oatmeal. If you defend this, and are intelligent, well then you are morally bankrupt and gaining something from it. This is objectively insane garbage. Therefore it simplifies the receivers of it. You are either a moron or disingenuous opportunist.

He can call it whatever he wants but he has zero authority to enact it. Only his loyal asslickers would accept it as truth. Who gives a shit about them?

Most things are shut down AFTER Trump puts his name on it.

would be hilarious to see how fast meta and apple make the updates to their maps

The obituary everyone is waiting for.

Why not just call every body of water “America”? Lake America, the other Lake America, a bunch of other Lake Americas, the America Sea, America Sea #2, The America Ocean numbers 1-5, etc… Just do it, mofo!

How come Saudi Arabia isn't asked? They not give enough to Jared

Every fucking day 👇

Trump is at the very least bi, renaming a strait isn't going to change it

This madness will not stop until the Republicans are the minority in Congress.

Oh my dear Lord, can we just quit with renaming things already.

How do you spell dementia?

Please 🙏🏻

He can’t rename bodies of water.

I don't think Abdul gives one crap about your imaginary renaming of things that will reverse the second you leave

He's just doing stand up comedy at this point and doesn't realize it.

Just dribbling shit out of his mouth.

So I just finished watching the new Carrie series. It gave me an idea.

How about we name the ocean of BS Trump puts out the Trump Ocean 🌊🌊🌊

Google actually told him no.

Don't know about oceans but in years to come there will be mental disorders named after him !

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If this presidency was a movie you would say the story was far too far fetched.

"Nobody knew that!"

These morons are laughing like he’s joking.

Maybe you should take a dingy through it and land on a shore with a shovel. You can stay as long as you like.

The only strait he needs his name on is a strait jacket.

This is the same ignoramus who put his name on the bible.

He looks like shit.

He knows he is going… thus his desperation to rename things after himself.

The most appropriate name change he's suggested so far

Well the oceans aren't going to rename themselves!!! -MAGA

Who listens to this senile foolishness. So damn tired of this.

I don't know or understand what compels someone to support this pig god and his army of flying monkeys, but I sincerely hope that this is the point they decided to reevaluate their life choices.

Poverty is at an all time high, but let's pretend to rename oceans.

He’d probably feel like you’re a pathetic idiot, just like many other people do.

And then ate it and shat it out.

Always thoughtfully explaining how he plans on helping Americans.

insane!

I'm thinking about calling mar-a-lago epstein-a-lago, souind good?

Oh, so he caused a war to re-name a a strait after himself?? I wouldn't put it past this guy.

4 years lost for humanity

Just laser focused on affordability one week from the midterms

He’s America’s DRUNK UNCLE at this point. That is all.

What does he have against the Indian Ocean?

Trump looks like he fell into a vat of bronzer and sounds like he drank his way out of it 🇨🇦

Still thinking of that scene in The Dictator when the guy is getting his test results back.

His cult thinks this is a sign of genius.

Proof that you just have to be a small percentage smarter than those who vote for you.

He gets to rename everything after Hegseth destroyed Eisenhower's globe

That’ll make life more affordable for Americans. 🙄