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that's tuff as fuck

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

The people want Mach 5 Monkey

Dude has a monkey butler guarding his horse! When will this ignorance end?

I love the new 2026 Honda CB1000GT also

The obvious answer is that it’s a celebrity monkey.

I'm guessing it was this scene that made the Golden Globes classify Obsession as a comedy...

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This happens fairly regularly to me

He's no Mach 5 monkey, but still pretty cool 😎

The real punchline is that the monkey has better situational awareness than either person at the table.

"Look. Not to alarm you, but pretty sure there's an enemy Stand user right behind you"

This is why you sit with your back to the TV screen

Real shit

I so dearly love this comic...

This is why you work on your attention deficit. That way, when a Northern planes gray langur on a crotch rocket, your fiancée won’t just sit there and not behold that insane shit happening behind her

Love your art. Also, your alt text is *chef’s kiss*.

That's a good man right there. Bespoke alt text

you again

All timer 💪

I had an argument with my wife. She told me that I should listen. At least, that's what I think she said.

Gotta get a bike, gotta paint it red.