Danger Manley

Democrats don't want to win; they just want to complain about primaries.

This one doesn't just wander into my head. It's lodged there as chapter one of my inner monologue on how to be a parent. Do the thing. Live in the moment. You only get finite chances and they run out quicker than you'd ever imagine.

Business shouldn't be "cheat until you get caught", I feel.

The Government™ has made an ad about all these protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.

impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat

It's sure starting to look like half the country's brains are complete mush

Last year today was one of the scariest days of my life. We initially called a lawyer who wanted to work with feds to arrange a perp walk. Kat told that guy to fuck himself. Thank God for the National Lawyer's Guild, who Kat called right after. They were ready to fight the bullshit on zero notice.

This already saved me $40. We had a guy call twice and not stick around long enough to leave a voicemail. This let me catch that and call him back 💪

The reason the rich try to suppress protests and complicit media say they're all just "riots" is because they work

born with the world at his fingertips and made nothing of himself but a disgusting roadkill-eating moron. scum of the fucking earth.

“Our Response To The eMudhra Key Disclosure Incident” by Roland Shoemaker, on behalf of the Go Security team — https://go.dev/blog/emudhra-incident #golang

Verizon Call Center Replaces "Representative" With "Goddam Representative!" For Better Voice Recognition

Art collectors: Spooky Pants is here. I’m signing all of these puppies and they’re shipping now. Only at theartofpants.com

Check out how easy this is.

“mom what do you love about me?” [pulling out her phone] “lol idk let’s find out”

I’m a father of two and you could not torture this story out of me.

We continue to allow the dumbest people to rule over us.

Tonight!

Every time I hear this casino’s name, mt desire to see it destroyed doubles

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life

A quick visual guide I made a few months back in response to a couple of boob-related misconceptions that really irked me, featuring scantily clad Jaheira! #art #jaheira #bg3 #tutorial #anatomy

since the year I was born (1975): rescues/no kill shelters, foster networks, spay/neuter programs, and a general shift in cultural attitudes about pet ownership have reduced the number of cats and dogs euthanized in shelters by 90% pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

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HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. 10/10 MOVIE. ABSOLUTE CINEMA. AN EPIC TRIUMPH FOR ANIMATED FILMMAKING. INCREDIBLE AND BREATHTAKING. WORDS FAIL TO DESCRIBE JUST HOW ASTONISHING WILD WOOD IS. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE GOD SEE IT IN THEATERS. YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELVES AND CINEMA.

I always do the big important medical ones, so this time I’m just gonna say—long distance calls are free now.

I do not grieve the deaths of soldiers in an occupying military

Ug, both of these guys suck on Palestine.

punkin dunkin

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This mink story is part of a bigger tale, illustrated here: how the US has become a Petri dish for evolving new bird flu strains in a variety of hosts. [Figure source: www.annualreviews.org/content/jour... ]

I’m in my 50s and my attitude to all YouTube streamers is the same as my attitude to my son talking about Fortnite I’m honestly happy you found something you enjoy. But I don’t need to hear any more about it.

every time you make me learn about a new internet person you owe me $10

I also think this is a very powerful graph. Most people don't know it, but the US is a *very* low-tax country. We tax below average and we spend below average, among rich nations. Fixing our fiscal situation entirely through taxes would still leave us *very* low tax. bsky.app/profile/bren...

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A surprise Corey appearance on today's QAA 😂