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Mets go, let's!

fuck, Mamdani, sorry, can't delete now that someone liked this

Does that make Ralsei Staten Island in this case?

He never leaves the house without his iconic suit, it's great

Hey guys, I think I found a Glue

Aw wait,,, does that mean the libs and the right are Ralsei because they hate every fiber of his being?

literally this skit is how I feel every day youtube.com/shorts/_ZnfM...

and this pisses off some white boy for some reason

Yeah this is true

The implication here is that Ralsei would be one of those Italian-American guys who fucking hates Zohran with a fiery passion

He has my unconditional support immediately

Good and responsive service from local government so unicorn rare that when it does appear it's treated like a super power.

Mayor Mamdani, The New York Man. Is waiting to help out where he can.

hahaha. "pot"holes!

Not true. He also gives everyone a free ice cream before he leaves

The way he kinda just. Does things for people to the extent a mayor can, when normally you expect the bare minimum or pure negligence, definitely feels like he's cheating (lack of a better term) the way Flowery does fdkgjdgkdhkdg

Was watching one of those videos of that guy who streams making beats from scratch around NYC, some kid was rapping and Zohran just appeared outta the ether to nod along.

mysterious win 🗳️

Does this mean that the New York Post is run by Ralsei

Pretty much

I loved it when mamdani said "hey guys I think I found a glue" and pick up a gorilla glue from his hammerspace and used it to physically glue together a collapsing building

That would make the GOP and Andrew Cuomo ralsei and more specifically trans which is really fitting

It still feels so weird to know that Mamdani is a week younger than Toby Fox.

When he discounts a bunch of produce and grocery items New Yorkers need: “They’re eating my fresh!”

people like to say we're running low on brand new sentences -we are not.-

Yeah that seems correct to me

HERE I COME NEW PORK CITY!

“Heh, how’d you like my Bordega?”

'Mysterious winds~' but it's a mob of workers rushing over a messed up road that magically looks all clean and fixed when the mob clears up I know very little about what Mamdani's been doing for the most part but this imagery is now etched in my brain thanks to your post and I kinda love it

No fricking way

Glue

@mayor.nyc.gov PLEASE PLEASE REcord flowery lines

he's my dad's best friend

A glue!!

Yeah pretty much

What a New Yorker is supposed to be.

I remember how they sobbed, wept, pleaded and pissed themselves when very sensibly a rule was implemented to tax people for driving massive SUVs through the center of a massive city. It was like they crucified someone and someone was an SUV from New Jersey. Thats how dramatic it was

Mamdani looking at the crime rate: "It's Falling!"

So he stands To glow the city up Through his plans

no that's bush