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Baby boomers

Oh and a bit of a warning, the explanation by the inventors of why they devised this is very racist.

These guys actually built it, it’s great www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFNm...

Doctors don't want you to know this one weird trick

[dopplering wildly] YOU're worᵣₜₕ ᵢₜ

It's the G-forces. (Don't look too closely at her feet. It has to end up somewhere)

I say we let the weird youth obsessed tech bros try it before we dismiss this theory

[rises from my crypt] …I interviewed for the job of human cannonball once, but they were looking for a candidate of a different calibre…

Perfect occasion to play this banger again: buttholesurfers.bandcamp.com/track/human-...

the midwife in training:

45-50minutes later...

Grandmother buried in orbit. Not intentionally mind, and the funeral home had to spend a fortune on the roof repair.