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Surprised? 🫠 #HowItFeelsToBeATeslaTool #Don'tBeATeslaTool

Is it true CNN was evicted from the Pentagon today?

It’s a stunt so they can say, “Look. We don’t need any oversight.”

Boycott #swastikars.

An overrated, POS Car!... 🛑 buying Tyrannical Musk's Teslas!

That’s one ugly dude…

Is that his ketamine face?

They're recalling them because their owners have been fired and can't make the payments.

All junk!

Teslas going to hell in a hand basket! Safety concerns, recalls, decreased sales and boycotts. Maybe trump will send them a fat bailout cheque!

I'm a poet, I can't afford a Tesla anyway😆 But I've got something quicker 😏

Swastawagon

The game was well played by both sides. The victory could have gone to either team but in the end Canada pulled it off. However the orange turd only likes winners. I suspect he’s calling them losers and suckers now. Farewell team USA. You played well. Slava Ukraini! I AM CANADIAN

The Nazicar.

Guess this is a real possibility if your driver is a ketamine-fuelled, chainsaw-wielding lunatic.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Maybe Elon should put his attention on his business instead of recking and pillaging our government.

Wouldn't it be classic if twitter got ran over by a swaztikar?!?

They automatically turning to right side.

Steering only wants to turn to the (far) right?

Wow. With musk helping to get air force one completed as soon as possible, I wonder if they'll skip a few steps? Could be interesting 🤔

And they’ve just fired 40% of the NHTSA employees who monitor incidents involving autonomous vehicles.

Pieces of shit cars not shocking

When you're bored, but your imagination is not. 😁

Their poster boy is a guy who has a reckless disregard for this country and the world. Stick a stake in them.

Everyone should boycott every single one of Musk’s products.

Steering problems that potentially raise the risk of a crash. Are you still talking about his nazicars or our country?

What is the ratio of Tesla recalls to other make? I do not understand why anyone would buy one.

Concerning.

Junk car.

Just like Starlink, just trash.

Why doesn't Musk go into space because his systems are iffy in my opinion!

Just destroy them, no one will buy them, anyway.

In a few months Elon Musk has destroyed Tesla’s image.

Nope. Wouldn’t trust them to “fix” their own cars at this point. Having seen the Sontaran Strategy episode of Doctor Who, I can too vividly suspect that the Cheeeto/Muskrat coalition would instal ATMOS if they had a chance.

Definitely not putting trackers or bugs in them 🙄

What's going to happen after they get rid of all of the organizations that make stuff like this happen?

“ #Tesla is recalling nearly 380,000 vehicles in the US over a power steering assist failure that could increase steering effort and potentially raise the risk of a crash.” #ElonMusk is steering into a wall at high speed.

So the basic wankpanzar is trying to kill people…… who’d have known! Fuckin shithouse musk.

And we’re trusting Elon with our important data?

The PSA failure is happening across the U.S. govt w/musk the leech using power & assistance of trump to steer America into a deep, dark crash! Americans, even those who voted for the convicted felon, should be outraged he gave control to a S.African immigrant who ran from his country to own the USA.

Would you buy a car from Putin? If the answer is no, perhaps you should not buy a car from a Putin supporter and propagandist that tries to overthrow democracies in Europe? Time to wake up and stop shooting yourselves in the foot.

I'm sure he'll dismantle the NHTSA next so this won't happen again...at least not to his companies.

Maybe tesla owners can borrow the new chainsaw.

Shame, eh

🙂

Bahahahahahahaha. Baaaaaahahahahahahahaha

Can they recall the CEO as well? K thanks, bye.

Come on people!!! Let’s make BIG TECH POOR!!! Stop buying there products!!!! Cancel big tech!!

Typical

Swastikars

Forget Tesla and Mars. Let's have free hot school lunches and universal healthcare.

马斯克入狱

This CEO is now in charge of air safety (and our entire country).

Sounds familiar. Just do it, sell it and no apologies or repercussions when things get fucked up

Pillow guy

Necessary Swasticar joke

Weird. The head of Tesla has a similar fault, steering the US off a cliff. Hopefully he's part of the recall.

Best car I’ve owned. Too bad the ceo has lost his mind and is terrible.

Piece of crap.

Literally the most unsafe American car ever made. But idiots keep driving them to “own the libs” When you’re burning in a battery fire. I won’t piss on any of you.

bsky.app/profile/phil...

LMFAOOOOOOOO

🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Teslas are terrible cars to begin with.

Wait. Are you telling me Tesla manufacturers pieces of shit?!

Wannabe Pintos recalled

Yeah - totally awesome that the guy overseeing Tesla wants to oversee FUCKING AIR TRAVEL.

@carlquintanilla.bsky.social #MoronMusk #ElonFungus

Nice Musk - Rat, can build an electric car, still having a fuck of a time steering it.

Is cnn allowed to badmouth Musk?

Terrible cars, I don't know why anyone would want one of these heaps of junk.

My Hyundai Ioniq 5 has the same issue, almost pulled me into a central barrier on many occasions.

Nice!!

So, just another reason not to buy the Swasticar

Why does Elon Musk promote self-driving cars? Because nobody wants to be seen behind the wheel in a Tesla.

Can we recall Elon.

Yeah mine patched its self automatically last night

Nobody should buy or own a Tesla ever again.

The real reason.Tesla is updating it’s gps software so that it can register the tiny dick of it’s driver in order to assist the partner of the driver or any sexworker finding it. Cybertrucks are not included in the update because the chances that those drivers getting laid are about nil,Tesla says.

Nazimobile is breaking down.

Here’s a useful solution, don’t buy a Tesla!

Oh Gee. That’s a shame. But it’s a trend with Musk. So many recalls, like Nuclear Safety officials, etc.

Crappy, plain vehicles that look like a small minivan or bubble

These are the guys with hard drives plugged into our government systems and messing with the code. 🤦🏻‍♀️

The faster musk and the GOP dismantle regulatory bodies the faster more of these people will get themselves killed and that’s pretty cool

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What about recalling their CEO from the White House where he’s been sitting behind the desk in Oval Office for more than a month.

Everything Elon Touches Dies

"Let's run the country like a billionaire's business." Yeah...its the epitome of efficiency. Sounds like he needs to be paying more attention to HIS business and getting the F out of ours.

Maybe Elon is spending too much time running the country...

I had lots of quality issues with the Model Y from rattles, wind noise, to tire squeaks which I didn’t think could even exist due to inefficient checks on their tire quality. At the end, when Trump got elected, that was an extra reason to sell it .

Wow #elon what happened to your Teslas

Tesla should be banned from exporting rubbish like this to the UK...

Cars are a piece of American shit

I’ve always thought of Teslas as death traps on wheels.

Shocking... maybe they should lighten up on the ketamine

Is this a metafor for the Donlon Doge disaster? I say yes.

I'm surprised the new "power couple" hasn't fired everyone at the NHTSA already.

Elon Musk's DOGE is going after the agencies that regulate his companies! Federal agencies regulating Tesla, Neuralink, SpaceX, and X have all been impacted by DOGE

🤪

The GERMANS made better cars #ELON

Lucky old NASA. What could possibly go wrong? (Clue: A lot, if you consider human lives to worth anything at all)

Elon doesn’t give a 💩

Elon sucks

😁😆🤣🤣🤣

Elon is probably fuming there is a report to the public about this issue and fire everyone and shut down @cnn.

Yup I 💯 think that it’s smart that the US govt has a contract for these. Best decision EVER! In fact I think ALL RED state reps should get on. I mean they need a trophy for “owning the dems”.

So glad I don’t have one of those.