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@cnn.com This will surely help with affordability. Just another Trump distraction to make us stop talking about EPSTEIN! Question is - why have YOU stopped talking about EPSTEIN? This should be on your news every day! DO YOUR JOB!

Honestly. Trump is a moron. Americans can’t eat and afford stuff but let’s rename things that everybody else will ignore.

Why do you guys even cover this stuff? It's just more "symbolic victories" to take headlines away from his real-world military, domestic and foreign trade defeats and failures.

Keep doing stuff like that, so we can continue to laugh at how ridiculous USA as become.

And the sensible among us will ignore it, because he's a petulant child throwing a tantrum.

The only tension he creates is my abs muscles from laughing to much.

Further distracting from the Epstein Files, and the fact that he’s a child rapist. Too bad CNN doesn’t look deeper into THAT!

Who the hell lets an IDF assassin murder a Candian jewish yale student to hire rothschild ID fraud terrorist & war criminal to steal money raised with my name and murder me with laser & radiation attacks? Trump must have thought if Canada cannot govern Ontario then they colonize it. Zilis sold out.

Just so imbecilic. Beyond contempt that he still has any authority whatsoever.

He wanted Mexico to change it's name to South America, but then found out it was taken.

Bullshit

I can't imagine that the first draft of the EO didn't rename it to "Lake Trump"

Trump "orders" Americans? Like some sort of emperor? Let's call it Lake Epstein Files instead.

This is the sort of trivial nonsense you resort to when you can’t manage trade relations.

Who cares what he names it! Just like the gulf of Mexico... If it makes him feel good, let him... Nobody cares anymore about what he says, its what he does we care about!

And what will CNN call the lake going forward?

Where’s his Sharpie? REname DJT-Asshole because he is one. This is infantile!

Executive Order means in 2 years it’ll be Lake Ontario again but that fat petty demented man thinks he’s ‘gotten’ to us. If he thinks he can bully Canadians with his latest pathetic threat of changing the name of one of the Great Lakes, he doesn’t know who we Canadians are and what we stand for.

Is no one seeing how crazy this man has gotten? Seriously is there no one near him willing to show they have a spine and say ‘NO’

Canadian here - we can start renaming things too - we’ll just rename anything south of the border and north of Mexican border ‘the shithole country’ - seems appropriate until you get rid of your Hitler

#epstein

Fuck off

That is pathetic. You can call it whatever you want buddy. No one cares.

Here for the comments.

Maybe Stephen Miller’s idea? While Donny Depends is busy with golf and finger painting maps with Natalie, Miller can continue his unfettered dismantling of the USA’s democracy

trump signs executive order changing the of California to Trump.

No worries, we will undo his Order and re-establish Lake Ontario. We will also rename the street that runs by Mara Lago as "Psycho Natalie Lane"

ironically turning the acronym from HOMES to SHAME

Low IQ president.

God I can't wait to see this loser gone. Two wonderful people were taken from us and we are stuck with this fuckface still

i vote for it to be called "Lake Epstein"

Why not lake of tr... idio...y?

Lunatic.

They can't. They are stupid.

The only one escalating tensions is that demented 🍊🤡. Okay America, if this ridiculous lunacy doesn’t tell you he is mentally unwell then…there is no hope for your country.

For me, it will always be Lake ONTARIO, an Iroquois name that celebrates their presence in that whole area long before Trumpeedoo ever took his first breath. Anyway, he has NO authority to change names of international landmarks. He can pretend all he wants, nobody is taking him seriously.

Why are you still considering this liar mentally ill fascist as a normal president and not as a ridicolous and dangerous clown?

That's ok, the rest of the world is going to female it "Lake Epstein Files" 😃

How fucking stupid.

I’ve decided to rename the Depends my mother in law wears to DONALDS

What a fucking crybaby bitch.

Wait until he finds out there's a state called New Mexico... his head will explode 🤣

That’s not worth reporting!!! WTF? How about asking real questions. Epstein perhaps???-

Ignorant ass. It was named Ontario long before the word America was invented.

I just signed an executive order to confirm trump is an idiot. Thank you for your attention to this matter. God.

Everyone wil just ignore him,his executove orders mean nothing

I think the Founding Fathers didn't quite get the US Constitution right

Nobody gives an F. Trump's magical thinking changes nothing.

He still a pedophile? Because it's looking like he's still a pedophile.

Canada renames POTUS to OAF- Obese Arsehole Fascist

😂😂😂🤡

BUFFOONERY FROM A BUFFOONING BUFFOON. How embarrassed and sickened do Americans have to be before there’s some sort of resistance to this dangerous bullshit artist? Are there no adults in your country?

Not sure how this would escalate tensions. Nobody, Canadians or Americans alike, give a crap what he calls things. It only amplifies why he is not competent enough to continue to hold office.

Yeah, no thanks

No thanks!

I can finally afford to see a doctor.

LOL. 🤡

Really though it is Lake Ontario and he is an idiot.

Mnemonic for great lakes is now SHAME.

Lake Petulant?

I hereby rename Palm Beach as Trump Fucks Little Boys.

Yeah, us Canadians will get on that embracing the name change immediately. 🙄

Let’s rename his title to Pedo Asshole!

Thanks for highlighting the petty pathetic president of yours. This doesn’t escalate anything, this is just sad.

Seems like an appropriate response

Just more crap for the next Dem President to undo!!

As with his renaming of the Gulf of Mexico, the majority of Americans will ignore his attempts to rename anything.

I was going to say this... it doesn't 'escalate' tension, so much as give Canadians something to laugh about. We needed a good giggle

Where’s the executive order to lower the price of gas, groceries, housing and healthcare? Fuck Republicans.

Ooh, an executive order! Wow!

Nothing says Exceptionalism like changing the name of a an ancient body of water from the Indigenous Iroquois words meaning "Beautiful Lake" to the Conqueror's words meaning "Third-World-Shithole"

The man child in the Oval Office wants to spite Canada by changing the name of a lake. Are there any grown-ups in this country who see how childish Trump is? Or are you just turning a blind eye?

Canada will never be America ! I do feel sorry for you Danny and all Americans who have to put up with that orange turd in the White House we British hope every one votes blue in the midterms and get congress back and start raining him in

And also Canada is part of the Commonwealth it belongs to our king Charles and the monarchy it is disgusting what he is doing to Canada as a Brit who has Canadian family in Toronto it’s wrong Canada belongs to the king that is why there is a parliament in Canada that why there money has our queen

You can leave a review and tell Google that Lake Ontario is missing maps.app.goo.gl/dRV6m2kiDBa7...

News flash he nor America own that lake Moron

Well that shows these nasty Canadians !! so there !!

Moron

wanker

substack.com/@canadaehx/n...

Leningrad would like a word.

And quickly

Completely normal "news" story with a professional sounding headline, right? Is that how "world leaders" behave, or is something a bit off? Maybe one of the independent journalists can investigate and report on the results.

Or Lake Natalie. That would be fun. I know Lake Epstein files has been suggested, and I'm okay with that.

🤣🤣🤣💯

Hello, Hormuz & the Epstein files. WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT,

Fuck this guy

Tell that imbecile that America is Spanish bsky.app/profile/mexi...

The guy is a burger short of a franchise

What a shameless, relentlessly embarrassing clown show. At best, Trump will be remembered only as a deeply depressing cautionary tale. 🤡

This is so stupid

… and you report about this like it is actual news and not just the newest tantrum of an imbecile in the final stage of dementia? Jesus, what has your country and its media become?

That lake has been called Ontario for thousands of years. It will still be called Ontario long after he is gone.

It’s Lake Ontario!

Another $3 mm no bid contract was awarded to his catering truck driver to help the administration find the location of the Great Lakes. A few hours later, they were able to locate Lake Ontario. They then woke up Trump and found his sharpie. History in the making folks!

HOMES.

Trump destroys America's reputation on the world stage... turning the nation into a laughing stock.

A fair point. 

An order that has no power or authority to change the name of a lake that spans an international border. But keep posting this shit like he still has his marbles.

Trump is so focused on Canada b/c he made a HUGE mistake in USMCA. In NAFTA, there was proportionality clause on energy-Canada had to send a specific proportion of their energy to the US. The energy section was removed in USMCA. Canada was now free to send energy to rest of world. What a deal-maker!

I imagine the first thing the next president does is sign executive orders canceling the executive orders of Trump.

The new mnemonic for remembering the names of the Great Lakes is SHAME.

depends on wether the CEO of Google has balls or if he is devote as Musk, Bezos etc.

The rest of the world isn’t holding our breath that you’ll ‘toss him in jail’ 🤦‍♂️

It will always be Lake Ontario. What a narcissistic child. The American economy is collapsing do to his trade war with his Allies. All he can do is rename a lake that he has no jurisdiction on. It is a country that can no longer be trusted. Vote these clowns out of office in the midterms.

I've signed an executive order to rename my toilet "The White House"

OMG, Trump, the ugly American, convicted felon, international terrorist, is constantly proving to the world, that he needs major mental healthcare. He is embarrassing the citizens of USA! BTW, he may have his advisors teach him about the Indigenous name Ontario.

Gosh what VA very important thing to do. Said no one.

Rename every body of water ‘America’ and be done with it. That out to bring gas prices down and stop the war.

surpised he didn't name it Lake Donald J. Trump

I hearby declare that all toilets within the borders of this once great nation, that’s all in the past now, will no longer be called John’s, but going forward, will be referred to as Trumps. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to use the Trump.

Will someone please change his diaper and put him down for a long nap. He has been dragging the USA down, ripping people off, and in the eyes of the world has brought disgrace to the people's house of America. It's only the American people who can change the way things are in the WH.