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Hope someday y'all do some good for the world instead of banning things marketed for adults in the name of ThE cHiLdReN. Long live buckyballs

I’m just waiting for the Department of Government Efficiency to declare that they’ll disband the FDA. Then I can finally sell my cereal Oops! All Scorpions! Those nerds have been holding back true food innovation for too long

It's just not the holidays until you see the CPSC Enchanted Scorpion.

That little Santa hat tho 🥺❤️🎅

What makes an enchanted scorpion more difficult to own than a normal scorpion?

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Antioch the Birthday Spider’s cousin!

I'll take a McStingy with a side of ol' biteys. The hospital staff love me.

Why, it's whatever you dream it to be, Darth.

Terry

Wayne.

Franklin

George

Scorpio of course

Sprocket

It’s a group of scorpions and they’re called The Fierce and the Fluorescent

Zoidberg!

Orpi

There are many enchanted scorpions, Darth. It is up to you to name yours.

When this image was first posted on The Other Place that was when I started following you! Keep it up--they come for the memes they stay for the safety!

So my homemade recreation of the original Lawn Darts game is a "No"?

What an absolute banger

@obviousplant.bsky.social run this account?

Nice agency you got there. Sure will be a shame when it gets DOGE'd out of existence

It’s the teeny tiny Santa hat that sells it 👍🏼

CPSC, I enjoy these disproportionately! Please keep 'em coming!

Next, roll a d20 to find out *how many* enchanted scorpions you get.

I don't know if I should be disappointed or relieved that my parents never gave me an enchanted scorpion for Christmas.

Thank you! I really wanted an enchanted scorpion for the kitchen!

If I send one of these, it isn't a gift, its a suggestion. And not a kind one in any way.

I can't believe a real government branch posted this, lol

Burn the tree down with actual hanging candles?

I’m going to miss you guys.

Hi, yes I'd like to know the stat block on this. For reasons.