Mediocre Fred

Can’t somebody just tell Chris Pratt? I mean, what if he doesn’t drive by?

"Immortality isn't real. How do I know? It happens even to celebrities" Wow, really makes you think.

you got a fast car I got a plan to die violently you fly your Tesla over traffic and we’re both killed when it hits a tree

Jabba was right

coward (adv.): in the direction of the cows

Three swaps. One afternoon. A whole lot of new-to-you treasures. Swap books, clothing, and plants at Swap Palooza on Oct. 3 at MLK Library. Bring what you no longer need and leave with something new to you. Register: https://dclibrary.libnet.info/event/17277296

10 favorites that didn't make the list The Night Manager Russia Doll (season 1) Perry Mason Haunting of Hill House A Man on the Inside Mrs. Davis Preacher What We Do in the Shadows Dark Winds Killing It

Proof that there is no king of the jungle or the pride. There is a queen. Original post

Oh, Viz.

Guess what

I'm admittedly not an early child development expert but it does seem the ideal scenario for any baby is being collectively raised by a traveling women's professional soccer team

me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11 teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it me: ok no, but i see how you got there

I am resolutely ambivalent about Jason Statham. I’m not a devoted fan. I’ve seen maybe 2 films of his and they were fine, I guess? But I feel a huge sense of comfort when I see a Statham film advertised on the side of a bus. It’s like there’s one part of the world that is as it should be.

And they say it’s hard to find new music.

I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶

One of the more-infamous pieces of art created from material sourced from my dad's going-out-of-business #vintage #jewelry parts warehouse in NYC cjssales.com is this Swarovski-encrusted model made for an endocrinologist: The Family Jewels. 😂😂

#resist

Blaggis Time! Let's have a blaggis!

tried to trap a stray cat at my work today but the trap didn’t go off so the cat just thinks we gave it a free home

"Our goal isn’t really to sexualise the marmots.”

Anyone know why

Good to know AI is watching out for my typos.

Friend: I think Freddie Krueger is the scariest horror villain. Can you imagine never being able to sleep and being stalked by a monster with knives on its hands? Me, a cat owner: Actually…

let's be honest with ourselves, it's because "literally the basic concept of color" is too gay-coded now

gets incredible air here

My cat when I let her out of her carrier after a trip to the vet:

This YouTube channel has been putting men who think they can beat highly qualified women to the test. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmrC...

It's Textile Tuesday, and you know what that means: a piece by artist Faig Ahmed called "The Dragons of Karabakh" that's woven to look like an antique Central Asian carpet is melting off the wall into a puddle. More about the artist here: faigahmed.com

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People still think of Sweden as this sexually liberated place, but the reality is you're not even allowed to fuck inside the giant taxidermied Blue Whale anymore. Place has really changed.