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Ok, but where am I going to find a reputable source for enchanted crabs?

Today I learned. I doubled checked and lol, lmao Pics From: support.cdbaby.com/hc/en-us/art... See also: www.hypebot.com/hypebot/2020...

Why wouldn’t I wholeheartedly trust a vendor with such excellent taste in music?

Y'all doing my work for me this time lol

Every year we rediscover how good it is

what Gus doesn't realize is that i already own a good social media algorithm, receiving regular posts from the CPSC

And remember to vote with your wallet and not support online retailers whose workers are on strike this year 🙏

These are obviously counterfeit enchanted crabs, so no; only buy your enchanted crabs from a trusted brine magus or sea witch.

Oh no. I might have to file a complaint on some extremely shelf-stable material.

“Good social media algorithm” 😂 Have something you want to share with the class @cpsc.gov ?

Pfffft... enchanted scorpions or go home.

That's how they get you.

And while I wouldn't get one...it is surprising how many are out there. With some bad reviews about "having to get a special breaker" so there are people doing this apparently!

Nonsense! The penny won't start a fire! The overloaded wire might, but the penny won't!

But we're celebrating the feast of Alvis here! Shamans wouldn't cross a jillion miles to see that piece of crap comet! I want the heathens SHAKING at the sight! Just stick a damn penny in there!

Precisely.

How many of those mysterious goods are going to end up with my house on fire?

The bike battery:

It fell off a truck.

But does Gus sell Bag O' Glass?