U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission@cpsc.govEvery parent knows which of their kids is most likely to set the animals free.23/7/26, 12:48 pm·96 reposts·619 likes
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission@cpsc.gov23 JulyCalled a bunch of aquariums asking if we could shoot the greatest PSA of all time, but they hung up at "animals escape."617285
Spam McGrumper🌹@cooptimo.bsky.social23 JulyGuys, Gals and Non-binary folks who run this account, please keep being awesome.8
Kevin Butler@milesnaismith.bsky.social23 JulyNow you have the chance to shoot the greatest guerilla PSA in history! Heck, you might shoot a guerilla gorilla PSA.
Emily (spooky)@emilyrose.bsky.social23 JulyYou should keep trying. I really feel like there’s an aquarium out there that would actually go for this.1
Lev Mirov@thelionmachine.bsky.social23 JulyThis is such a good safety notification, props to y'all, I'll be thinking about this joke all summer.7
Le Tabby@letabby.bsky.social24 JulyWhy are we blaming parents when the aquarium's lax security caused this?12
phillycheryl@phillycheryl.bsky.social24 JulyAlso catch the kids and try them as adults. They know what they are doing and they know it is wrong.1
Cade011@cade011.bsky.social24 JulyIt is nutty that this is an official government account, especially in this era