Ko-tutankhamun

Daredevil: Born Again is neither a JJJ comic or a Cap comic. But damn if it doesn't have all time moments for both men.

Bluesky would be a shitshow solely on the "is FDR disabled" issue. BlueAnons insisting they support disabled rights but surely no one frail could lead, Communists flip flopping because Stalin does, arguing about medical ethics vs. c'mon look at him, Will Stancil would be involved somehow.

No you see my chronic indecisiveness and self-doubt is a cunning defense against telepaths. Can't discover my plans if I have choice paralysis on like five different fronts at any given time.

Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime Only do discourse on company time

Ok there was a time when your pronouns were He/Him/His or They/Them/Theirs, not just He/Him or They/Them right?

I cannot stress this enough, this is a good thing, and the ability to opt-out of something like this is also a good thing, however this is only for: Discoverable Servers With >1000 Users In The Server.

Every year since Bluesky, the official app of Sports, has been operating the World Series has had at least one game got to Extra-Innings. Suspicious, no?

Y’know what? Recommend some magical school/witch alternatives from Harry Potter. Movies, shows, books, games, etc. I’ll start.

I'm still not sure why Jon Husted of all people got the obsession.

A whole railway with fantastic rolling stock, good infrastructure, that is continually in one way or another saying “why aren’t you a truck full of grain? We would really prefer it if you were”.

What I love about Amtrak is that it is 70 per cent of the way to being the world’s greatest railway, but the remaining 30 per cent is geared towards working against it.

openai should invite nathan fielder and a camera crew to live in their office and document everything they do

Extremely funny to go "I can't believe the Poles didn't insitute reforms that would have upset Moscow" with a header image of What Happens When You Upset Moscow

1. Lose election 2. Assume Trump will steal election for him 3. Trump is flailing around and failing to steal his own election 4. Oh shit oh fuck

I think that taking an Amtrak train while actually being in a rush and needing to be on time would give you such a beautiful heart attack

"You will have many enemies, prince with a thousand enemies If they catch you, they will kill you, But first they must catch you."

"Joseph, how do you like ruling Naples" "Pretty good, the people like me well enough" "What if I told you you could rule a place where everyone fucking hated you"

There is a town in Ohio called Medina (Meh-dine-uh) that was named that because the town founders were told there was already a town in Ohio called Mecca.

My Admiral just told me Americans kept destroying his fleets, so I asked how many fleets have you had and he said he just uses them as bait to get a decisive fleet battle. So I said it just sounds like you’re feeding fleets to the Americans. And then his Emperor started crying

Alan Moore told me Superheroes keep being fascist so I asked how many Superheroes he has and he said he just gets mad and writes another deconstruction afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding grimdark ideas to comics companies and then he started cursing me.

Have I ever told you about the time I accidentally gaslit a bunch of ring-tailed lemurs

I was told we'd never catch up to Mexico of we don't have pro/rel

My dad once told me, without a hint of irony, that the Miami Dolphins are never bad for long.

Utterly unrelated but is disambiguation a word or did Wikipedia just make it up when they needed a page to de-ambiguousify pages.

Oldest City in the United States? San Juan. Oldest Church in the United States? San Juan. First School in the United States? San Juan. First Inter-European violence? All of PR BUT San Juan got sacked. First witch-hunt? What, did you think it would be the Puritans? Get San Juan-ed idiot.

Imo the biggest loss of the universal DH was losing a key chance to shit on the Junior Circuit.

BA UI CHANGE RUN FOR THE HILLS

Old man yaoi incoming????

Did you like Project Hail Mary? Want more first contact shenanigans? Need more Crab Aliens in your life? How do you feel about epistolary fiction? Check out my original work "Shades of Life are Ringing," already completed and ready for your reading pleasure. archiveofourown.org/works/421183...

Jennifer Abruzzo

Her time at the NLRB was sharp, aimed at producing good outcomes at a high clip, aware that she was on a clock, moving quickly while producing sound work with a clear vision. Absolutely AG/SCOTUS material from where I'm sitting.

I keep reading this framing that Israeli citizens are required to be in Israel physically to cast their vote, and it misses something significant: Israeli citizens in the occupied West Bank are not, in fact, required to be in Israel to vote. Absentee voting for some, but not others.

Ok there was a time when your pronouns were He/Him/His or They/Them/Theirs, not just He/Him or They/Them right?

What’s Portuguese for “sad because the minute our royal family moved to Brazil they realized it was cooler”

FDR is "Moon in the fucking sky?" Churchill is "shows me boobs?" Caesar is "boobs" while Augustus is "moon." Robespierre and Napoleon are "moon," Lafayette and Simon Bolivar are "boobs." Despite her strong spiritual connection to the moon, Cleopatra is "boobs."

I have a theory that all "Great Men" of history can be sorted into either "and the device shows me boobs?" or "the moon in the fucking sky?" Lenin, Trotsky, Adam Smith, and George Washington are all "went to the moon?" Ben Franklin, Hamilton, Socrates, and Bakunin are instances of "shows me boobs?"