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they let you buy really powerful flashlights these days, the folks down at r/flashlights could probably sell you on one that lets you do shadow puppets on the clouds.

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In case someone ever needs to create a makeshift well lit runway in front of your house

If instead of changing batteries I just keep getting new flashlights, then in an emergency at least one of them is bound to work

Everyone is going to post Birdhouse in Your Soul but I’m going for a deeper cut youtu.be/Z0b9Z6MgCFw?...

Constriction kink (ocular)

Francois Truffaut said it was okay to play bonjour-howdy Wegovy aliens

oh thank goodness, because ummm, well my husband you see ..... Nice that his hobby isn't being shamed.

What about this 300 watt LED stadium light I have? is this enough flashlight?

I can and I will, thank you. Now may I show you some of my hotrod lights? They can set my pocket on fire if I'm careless. ^-^

I'm just an enthusiast.

DON’T JUDGE ME U.S. CONSUMER PRODUCT SAFETY COMMISSION DO I NITPICK *YOUR* HOBBIES

I have to own 20 flashlights to be able to find 3 of them when I actually need one.

Headlamps are the best

I probably own 20+ flashlights, but the only one I can actually find is built into my phone.

Flashlights are harder to lose when you keep them on your head. 💡