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Forensic studies show that cats will wait only a few hours before they start eating you, if you die in your home and nobody finds you. Dogs will hold out until for quite some time, but cats DGAF about you. That's why I love them the most. I date narcissists. Happy for these cats and their new boat.

Obviously cats are magic and can see souls. Once your body no longer contains your soul it's just meat. Eating free meat is sensible. This is also why cats spend so much time staring at "nothing." We're surrounded by ghosts all the time, but only the cats see them.