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You could call it MAYsturbation month cuz it’s may [goons loudly]

A bunch of people on June 1st

We're just making up holidays at this point

In order to combat the rise of no-nut november, we will incorporate this with Destroy Dick December, Jack-off January, Fibonacci February, Mash-that March, and June.

you can only celebrate if you do this in an international way

i'm not sure how to feel about this being the same day as my birthday do i have to draw nsfw now to contribute to this

Lost opportunity to call it Mass-turabation Day

Ace vibes aside, I implore y’all to do your part for those of us with zero libido XD

Seems to come earlier every year

@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social Which just so happens to be as far away as possible (i.e. six months) from No Nut November - coincidence? I think not...

Imagine being fired by a sexual predator because you think that people should know about healthy Masturbation.

oh I do know this actually #mmom

These certainly are words

I...I can't do that ALL month long...

Ivor Biggun had chart successes with many of his songs . . . Handling Swollen Goods.

Everyone having month long post-nut clarity.

What?

Trying to determine if this shows how much culture has changed or returned to the mean over 30 years

Might Masturbate May The opposite of No Nut November

Maysturbate

Does it count as international if you do it at an embassy?

Destroy Dick December exists too though

Why is it May when it could have been JORK IT JUNE

AKA Wanksgiving

cant believe i was born on may 28th international masturbation day

This is a fascist-natalist conspiracy to make masturbation illegal on any other day.

I'd give them a round of applause, but my arm is killing me...

Maysturbation

(Followed by Jimmy Jerking June, Junk Jorking July, Autoerotic Antics August, Schlong Spanking September, Open Onahole October, Non-stop Nut November, Dick Destroying December, Jonkler Jacking January, Fiddling & Fondling February, Masters of Masturbation March, Awesome Autofellatio April...)

So you're telling me indoor fucking starts today?

It's kinda sad celebrating alone tho

She's a woman fyi. And I thought a pretty progressive one! Surprised she's not using alt text, frankly.

I didn't realize you are a annoying liberal unfollowed

ah yes misgender the account owner, that'll get you what you want