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Who's peekin' out from under a stairway Calling a name that's lighter than air Who's bending down to give me a rainbow Everyone knows it's MARK HALPERIN

M-A-R-K spells Mark Halperin

Trumps response is to hold up his Sharpie as he thought they were saying marker pen.

They need to check the levels of grandpa’s meds again.

"MARK HALPERIN"

And then you realize the calls are coming from inside the house. 

You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him (MARK HALPERIN)

"MARK HALPERIN"

One, two, Mark Halperin's coming for you...

the halperin is coming from inside the house

This can’t be halperin

'Quoth the raven, "Mark Halperin"'

John Malkovich John Malkovich

How TF did they figure out my safe word

I'm Mark Halperin and so is my wife.

It's quite simple: MARK HALPERIN

2WAY's Mark Halperin.

the Halperin is coming from inisde the house.

I got my dream reporting job at the magazine. Things started out well. This this creepy guy started following me everywhere. To the kitchenette. To the bathroom. To my car in the garage. I finally yelled at him..."who are you??" He whispered: MARK HALPERIN

You're not halperin.....

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit mark halperin?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is mark halperin". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

“The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and I'll look down and whisper ‘MARK HALPERIN.'”

The call is coming from inside the House!

Obviously this not a thing that is actually happening but I don't even understand what they think is happening.

Yeah, just another slimy creep.

The final girl answers—and it’s Mark Halperin asking who has been calling everyone.