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Fast forward 25 years and you got yourself a serial killer origin story

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

"Those who put themselves above the law's reach are beyond the law's protection."

i can see an argument that at some point mass prosecutions of these guys might actually engender a backlash effect. i think you can just start with a peace deal with iran that involves turning over hegseth to them to answer for the children he killed and then going from there. it will have an effect

Contact lenses. I've been wearing them since the 80s, and it's amazing how much better and easier to manage they are

My parents used to go to the drive-in when I was little and I would sleep in the back seat. Also, I don't remember the first Disney animated movie I saw. But the first live-action movie was when I was 5, and my dad thought I'd be old enough to handle it: Star Wars.

I am a huge disaster nerd (hi @nameshiv.bsky.social and @rahaeli.bsky.social) and my first obsession as a kid was the Titanic it really cannot be overstated how absolutely heroic the Carpathia was once they learned what had happened to the Titanic, this is worth your time

arresting Amy Acton for taking an illegal $4m campaign donation from Vivek Ramaswamy

It bears remembering that all the shit people (correctly) heap upon Schumer and Jeffries applies 100x over to GOP members of Congress. They could stop all of this at any moment

This is exactly right, and immeasurably sad

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

If you would try to win by abandoning trans people (or any targeted group) you can save this “we need to win” talk; there is no “we.” I am about solidarity, and you have chosen anti-solidarity. You are not any “we” I recognize. You are the enemy I’m trying to defeat. Beating you is how my “we” wins.

Time for an era of tech trust-busting?

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

One day at Suncoast Motion Picture Company in 1991. I was hoping for the bookstore job, and after one day the bookstore called me.

They need to start panning the camera to make it clear that those audience chuds you can see are like 40% of the people there

Marjorie Taylor Greene comes out with a statement opposing the raid on Ilhan Omar before Chuck Schumer, the leader of the Democratic Party

Hoo boy. If there is one thing that makes lawyers close ranks, it's when someone who isn't in our club pretends to be. In California, what she did is a literal crime - a real lawyer might think, "Maybe I shut STFU instead of confessing on TV"

So I Married an Axe Murderer for Tax Purposes

Ngl, she would be way better than the median D member of Congress

Single White Female for Tax Purposes

Ernest Goes to Jail for Tax Purposes

Thinking about when Victor Robles was telling the Praying Mantis on his cap how many outs there were 😭

farritor and kliger are the two who i want to see in orange jumpsuits being hauled off to prison

Hell, I want to see this as a documentary. Give me Werner Herzog narrating this dude's existence before closing with a "you must never listen to this" scene

Hang it in the Louvre.

The Lord of the Onion Rings

Every person in this story should be banned from ever being in a room with a minor child without a monitor present, and @gavinnewsom.bsky.social should resign in shame and spend the next decade of his life seeking atonement rather than high office

The Blair Witch Project Hail Mary

Guillotines are the moderate solution

If I still worked in family law, this would be my prime exhibit to demonstrate why my man should only have monitored visitation

Game of Thrones. I've never watched a minute of the spinoffs

"I'm not the enemy." "Then who are you?" Tom Wilkinson was so fucking brilliant

Pretty funny that neo-Confederates are setting themselves up to lose a second Civil War in exactly the way they lost the first

For any given issue, just ask WWRD and then do the exact opposite of that

RIP to the longest-serving Republican Speaker, who had an uncanny knowledge about what the party's guiding principle was. Sadly, he won't be publicly acknowledged by the GOP as their guiding visionary, but if you look at what they stand for today, Hastert's outline and influence are unmistakable.

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If by "AI" he means "Altman Incarcerated," I would accept quite a few bad things

Read-along book of Batman and the Manbat, and the Super Friends episode where they got turned into ghosts - both led to weeks of nightmares when I was ~7

More #cat costume ideas for Halloween. #cats #caturday

OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳