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that color is putrid and i love turquoise

『Sharp Dressed Man』

Wear eye protection.

I think what dislike most about this is that the fabric choices and the cut of these suits has potential, but the fit is AWFUL. That Turquoise would be stunning if all that material it didn't make him look like three goblins in a trenchcoat. Get your suits tailored to your body, folks. Seriously.

Spit take for this. Wow!

Did he make his own face as well

@whatatimepod.bsky.social this guys just frew up on his new blue coat

Not that I wish to be fair, but this is the worst dressed I have seen him. Usually his own suits actually fit, even if he is a lover of the 'too tight and small' as so many are.

Fuck that got me so bad lmao.

I'm so glad other people besides me are also immediately, frantically waiting for Derek Guy to comment on this.

I feel like the boots are meant to distract from Peterson’s socks.

Oh man, this made me choke

He got those boots on r/badyearwelt

I just laughed so loud I scared my cat

good lord that's an oof

they're the really ugly ones in stardew valley you wear for a bit before you score some bangers

the poses got me fucked up man. do we have any idea how swagless someone has to be to make jordan peterson look suave by comparison

That is the colour they paint the inside of Russian fighter aircraft cockpits because it is de-stressing (apparently).

on the one hand you may be watching too much anime. on the other hand...

Araki slander.

Why does he look like he’s only wearing the suit cuz his mom made it and he can’t wait to molt out of it once they snap the picture

I'm gunna say that the reason his trouser leg is sorta tucked into his shoe like that is somehow related to his Stand. It's kinder to assume that it's his power and not a tailor who can't dress himself.

Hair's not stupid enough this guy isn't the real stand user

Derek Guy Nightmare Fuel

I think this is how i summon his sharp eye to dissect this... "lewk"

He’s the anti Derek Guy!

Guy looks like rejected Taran Killam SNL character

one of those ridiculously op stands like Fun Fun Fun that has an equally ridiculous rule set but for Jordy Petes the requirement is he has to get his enemy to imbibe a small amount of cider

Was he caught off guard, threw his boots halfway on and snapped awkwardly to a lopsided position of attention? Peterson didn't put his shoes on. What were they doing before they were caught?

Ya this isn't far off what prosciutto wore

They both look like they are about to levitate, bizarre stances