true hit king

Whatever happened to Roquan was really bad, right? That was a quick cut to commercial, no injury bumper music even.

Damn.

With about a minute to spare, a reminder that I have never condemned Hamas. In fact, I’m a big AORiole.

Yankees Vanquished

El Cláspico is making the rounds again. Bless

Fire Mike Elias. Today, even!

Thank you for your service, guy with the Fire Mike Elias sign behind home plate.

What on earth was that JJ

Six wins and four losses for me, in-person viewing this decrepit season. Monday sicko-ball hours remain the most rewarding. Shane righted himself. Tío Rico shutdown, saludos. Jah Bless Peter Alonso for that one. #GTFOPOBO

Six wins and four losses for me, in-person viewing this decrepit season. Monday sicko-ball is Shane righted himself. Tío Rico pistolero performance. Jah Bless Peter Alonso 🙏. #GTFOPOBO

This team is built to lose games like this.

RIP Coby

apologies for twitter posting but the auto-embedded chart made me laugh too hard not to share

What do we think, gang? We playing on?

Leody showed off his sledges on both sides of that inning 🥀

Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player

How much do you think this fine will be? Tash went IN on the men who keep throwing these green dildos 😭😂 #WNBA

Un-fucking believable home cooking from the Manhattan office. This shit is a soap opera.

What is the point of poles and lines and cameras and umpires if you're just gonna ignore it all. Why even keep score.

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Please don’t write in the newspaper 700 years from now that I got absolutely smoked.

Okay maybe I’ll watch a movie or something.

I’m gonna continue watching because I hate myself #FlyDifferent

Disgraceful baseball. We’re so cooked.

Oh my word, this is fucking embarrassing.

Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.

We looked like a bunch of fucking assholes out there, and suddenly we don’t. Please no more errors this game.

WOWZERS

Camera cut decisions are bizarre, jarring, borderline unwatchable for this dinger derby. It’s like a Jason Bourne movie of smash zooms and dizzying panoramic swooshes.

Super sub Tyler O’Neill! Ya bring him in off the bench in a tough spot and no matter what he’s gonna work a nasty looking strikeout every time Baseball is all about consistency and this guy brings the same nervous/mopey energy to every at bat an invaluable resource for the Orioles younger players

After review, Egypt has committed the unforgivable penalty of increasing its lead over Argentina. No goal.

Astonishing VAR. this tournament is fraudulent.

lol, lmao at the goals conceded by the Young wanks tonight.

Dude please tell me more about Mitchell “Terry” McConnell

I fucking love watching Pate snag shitty throws all over with one toe in the bag.

Between the lib deep state cloud-seeding in DC, and the baseballs flying in Cincinnati, this is a wonderful night to lock it on the couch.

That’s a really spectacular AB good shit Dad

Disasterclass. Glad I didn’t attend this evening.

OMG what a finish CONGOOO