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I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror

I've never thought "I hope this guy gets a Fox News job after he is run out of politics" but I really hope Eric Adams gets a Fox News job after he is run out of politics.

What is this shit? That's been one of Le Bernardin's signature dishes for decades. It's not an Ozempic thing.

sound on i beg you

Does Trump think the iron dome is an actual dome?

Trump's gonna say something super racist about that Mexican ship that hit the Brooklyn Bridge tomorrow, huh?

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

Sun-Maid Announces Girl In Logo Has Always Been Sentient Raisin Disguising Self In Human Flesh theonion.com/sun-mai...

Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon theonion.com/woman-r...

Anderson Cooper Undergoes Cosmetic Surgery To Look Even More Concerned

has the NY Times done a live tracker for Canadian elections before? www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

He's not confessing, he's bragging.

Correct

sean used this image as the closer in today's @1900hotdog.bsky.social article and i had to be told who it was because i have only ever known of mark kern as his horrible little cartoon maid avatar

If you’re a smart law student with principles, try to get into plaintiff’s work. There’s more plaintiff’s side recruiting than ever at top law schools. It’s not quite as much money as your big law peers, but it can still be a very good living.

You are the one true new Yorker. The one who was promised

incredible anecdote in one of Phil Jackson’s memoirs: Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls accidentally drank *Gaterlode*, a high-carb drink, in an NBA Finals game “Each of the players, it was estimated, had ingested the equivalent of about twenty baked potatoes.” Bulls lost the game

it's time for

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains

🚨🚨🚨 NEW Reuters Poll: Trump's disapproval rating spikes by 10 points since inauguration. • %51 now disapprove of Trump's presidency • %39 now disapprove of Trump's handling of economy The resistance is working. 👀 www.reuters.com/data/trumps-...

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

NY weather: monday rain tuesday snow, wednesday wind, thursday kinda nice. LA weather: monday sunny and mild, Tuesday sunny and mild, Wednesday THE GROUND WILL OPEN UP AND SWALLOW YOU

Eric Adams must be heartbroken.

‘Not Like Us’ by Kendrick Lamar has re-entered the Top 20 of US Apple Music.

You used to call me on my self-own

Have you or a member of your family been annihilated by a Kendrick Lamar track? You may be entitled to financial compensation

Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Criminal Defense attorney: Don’t talk to cops.

Exciting is not the word I would use when "the doomsday fish" suddenly appears.

Look, do I regret betraying my siblings? Sure. Would I do it again for the great taste of Turkish delight? Of course I would

Sounds fun, but I'ma pass.

Netflix? The DVD thing?

This place has now become big enough to do what Muskland used to do — give me a sense of what smart people are thinking and, importantly, what they don't know. For example, it turns out that many aren't aware that it's well established that most people don't connect wage growth with inflation 1/

I assume this guy is headed for Trump’s cabinet www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/u...

Opinion | I am part of the resistance inside RFK Jr.‘s polycule. by Anonymous

BREAKING:

If SBF wasn’t in jail Trump would have announced him for SEC Chair by now, right?