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Currently working on one of my favorite pieces ever: The Hater’s Guide To Oracle. This company is so stupid and Larry Ellison has bet the farm on OpenAI having $300 billion to give it over five years. Larry Ellison is H.R. Geiger’s Jerry Stiller and he’s rigged his company to blow

Ed Zitron

@edzitron.com

27 Jan

That’s a very good question! It does make a lot of money so I guess they could sell it or beg Silver Lake or MGX or ByteDance for cash. Honestly not sure who keeps the revenue from it either. Either way it’s gonna run out of money at some point and the question is when bsky.app/profile/bean...

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Ed Zitron

@edzitron.com

Even if this happens it would burn the stock alive and Ellison’s net worth along with it. It would also require a way to make the $240bn in lease payments while. It would also be for literally one company. Political poison even for Trump, and hard to do financially bsky.app/profile/6min...

Safety Blanqui 🌾🍉𓅒@6minutes.bsky.social

What do you make of the possibility that these fools are deemed "too big to fail", and the public bails them out?

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nice petegeist 👻

@nicepete.bsky.social

27 Jan

hmm put options time

Mitch Solomon

@mitchsolomon.bsky.social

27 Jan

The good news here is that they’ll abandon their ludicrous, arrogant and failing hostile takeover of Warner Bros.

Becca's Mullet is Sending Postcards to Voters

@beccasmullet.bsky.social

27 Jan

Not on my Planet Reebok!

Colleen but feral ❌️👑

@sickofthisbs77.bsky.social

27 Jan

He burned his Hawaiian island to the ground. It follows the pattern: 6 ex-wives, personality disorders, sued for funding genocide, largest antitrust trial in US history, insider trading, holding Project 2025's database, moving hos company to Texas, polluting the planet, & a truly, terrible human.