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Canaries were used in coal mines MUCH more recently than you might think (1986!), but I have a really neat artifact to share with you & I hope it brightens your day. Canaries were used as indicators for clear & odorless carbon monoxide (CO) gas that was a hazard to human health in deep coal mines.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 27,1945

"arabs have contributed nothing to the arts and sciences" is such a funny fucking thing for a bog ape wearing a little suit to say

not my business i suppose but boy do i not see the point of a) being on twitter; b) getting into spats with randos on twitter; or c) coming onto bsky to brag about any of it

Damn near knocked himself out but what a catch by Chandler Simpson

In July, an incensed Elon Musk vowed that Grok Imagine would produce a "full-length" and "historically accurate" adaptation of Homer's Odyssey to put Christopher Nolan's woke version to shame. Three months later, we got seven minutes of slop that Grok itself admits is not historically accurate.

of what?? a succulent meal? a succulent diamond meal??

That’s where the k-cup goes

Ghost Ant

schwa is the spookiest English vowel because any other vowel can become it it's like a vowel ghost cədaver skeləton devəl halləween autəmn

Bloodbuzz ‘26

made chili til past midnight last night for the chili cook off at work today, only to come in and find out it’s SIGN UP by the 26th. the event is friday. but it’s good chili!

ted cruz got booed to fucking hell presenting the trophy on the F1 podium in austin lmao. fuck off teddy

This isn't hyperbole or a joke. Parents actually called the cops and got the black boy and his family removed and the league claimed they were trespassing because he was "putting on a show" and wasn't playing "fair."

I love how On-Some-Other-Shit Penzy’s is, man

wasn’t this also supposed to be like a TV show or some shit? fuckin hell that time was so god damn weird.

Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel

where are these marinas

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Threads check

yeah the Musk film is gone from my area. yo ho ho.

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog

welcome to bluesky,

php, node again, https via brotli, CA, dog can we just stop a sec

@caldy.bsky.social please tell murph i just palmed a dry turd and washed my hands after. it was fine.

Sure he did.

even better, that’s Oneida! yes, that one!

"In general, people do not want to pay writers any money at all. As a writer, you get used to it. But for software people, being perpetually devalued is pretty novel." — @ftrain.com aboard.com/the-web-is-m...

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This is not the Amy Acton's mother I have come to know this week for condemning her molested daughter. If true, this holds grave implications for my views of a public figure I endorsed merely for harboring a fugitive pedophile for decades.

is being conservative the new “punk rock”? of course not you fuckin dip shit

Shifting the Overton window so attacking child sexual abuse survivors becomes accepted is one of the more vile things the corporate media has done, and that's saying a lot