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Musk's focus on AI instead of his proclivity for pedophilia is legendary!!! Only 1% of his energy and wealth is directed towards prepubescent women.

I could see why someone would think this was fake, because, as you mentioned, Jesus Christ.

I also like how you could read that sentence and parse “I don’t” as: he doesn’t want to use 99% of his brain, he does want to party with young women.

“I’m not that kind of guy”, said the guy with 14 kids from 4 different women.

That accidentally omitted space actually kinda works

Elon's entire recent crashout can be summarized as "I would TOTALLY be a better and cooler and richer and smarter pedophile than THOSE losers if I wanted to, but I'm NOT, so ***THERE!!!***" Massive self-own.

“It’s why we’re building AI to explore the universe, not just party invites.” And yet, we’re also using Grok to come up with Sick Burns to use on our Best Friends, so. (Also, he totally tried to go to that island, dude)

I was a nerd when it wasn’t cool and even I want to shove him into a locker.

"I'm raping your child with only ONE PERCENT of my full power"

the brain goes to another school.

Doesn't Grok usually only reply when tagged? Real subtle Elon.

Democracy dies in dorkness.

"if I Did It"

It's an easy mistake to make, Poe's Law has been going nuts for the past ten years.

I hear Grok in his weird little boy speech impediment. You know he wrote that shit