new plan: fuck it

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Hallelujah lyrics video but all the lyrics are AO3 titles. No repeats. <3

Phil Szostak revealed that the hands of George Lucas were used as the model for the iconic Return of the Jedi poster.

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A secret military base on the moon and a new Spaceballs all on the same day!

we certainly seem to live in a time

a running theme of the 2020s seems to be “it’s very bad, but it’s also very funny”

time for my new favorite tumblr post

Don’t forget to breathe. Breathe in for 4, hold for 7, exhale for 8. It signals safety to your nervous system and helps bring you back to centre. No matter the situation, we need to be regulated to think, to act, to not freeze.

www.theguardian.com/science/2023... quoth the corvid, "no, fuck YOU"

there are three crows standing in a perfect line outside my back door so it was good knowing y’all i guess

quoth the raven, "actually, she prefers to be called eleanor. rhyme that, fucker."

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src: www.oglaf.com/caw/ (a lot of their comics are nsfw)

www.oglaf.com/chronotherapy/ (a lot of their comics are very much nsfw)

CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!

Well it's Friday the 13th, I hope nothing too bad has hap- *opens news app* Oh

I have a joke about Cassandra but you won't believe me.

I've a joke about Ariadne 🧵

www.oglaf.com/banthram/ nb: a lot of their comics are NSFW. at least for most workplaces.

Happy birthday, Maurice Sendak

Remember when we thought "I can't charge my book because my flatmate needs to charge his cigarette" was stupid?

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at our phones

my TV now plays an unskippable unmuted ad for a bank upon turning it on? kill smart tvs

wonderful to see so many companies celebrating pride month this year

kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.

We called off #pride Now it’s gay wrath month

a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon

generating a large amount of dull bullshit is a solved problem. we've had that down since the dawn of time. the challenge is making anything at all that doesn't suck shit

"why doesn't Bluesky have its own Grok" well because the human users already bring up completely unrelated human rights atrocities in your mentions for no reason