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"We're glad you're a subscriber but you need to be a PREMIUM subscriber to read this article." Oh, honey, no. You don't understand. Nobody cares that much.

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

I'm real pro-having rights, but some people shouldn't be allowed to parent

I love how this is treated as a gift, this "Claude whispering". It's no different than commissioning art. Hell, _I've_ commissioned art! Was I [$ARTIST] whispering? Wait, no. I actually PAID the artists. There's the difference.

“but the law is clear” the law is whatever bullshit the people on the court say it is, that’s the rules we’ve been playing by

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

Adverts are a bid for attention. An AI flier lets you know that they don’t think you’re worth much effort

My girlfriend and I have been playing this "together" and comparing notes, swapping techniques, watching reels and videos about it... so goddamned wonderful! And of course the Twitch dudes losing their minds over fabric and patterns and...

Alfred Eisenstaedt - Intermission at the American Ballet School, New York, 1936

The company that "recreated" "dire wolves" is now looking to engineer war dogs for the military. Because fuck puppies, am I right, people?? WHO'S WITH ME?!?

We Were Somewhere Around Barstow on the Edge of the Desert When the Drugs Began to Take Hold, Charlie Brown.

I am required by cat law to share this.

Some people clearly weren't beaten up enough.

Why is this student so upset about the mushroom, though? What could it have done to make her protest across the whole continent

Every girl… AND NO BOYS!!! When this fails, I propose we check the hard drives of everyone behind this nonsense. Yeesh.

"I'll beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. Play for blood, remember?" Fucking Tombstone...

I've been playing Dressmaker and I have to get this off my chest. PRUDENCE, YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE FERRET!!!! [Yes, I have finished the concert storyline. Why do you ask?]

Hear me out, what if John Carpenter directed Escape from Witch Mountain?

sometimes kettle chips.

“Only you, a resident of Seattle, can help my campaign for the school board in Boca Raton!” Yyyyyeah ok. Sure. *mark as spam*

I really don’t think we’re adequately prepared for the level of flailing and infighting we’re going to see if Dems do as well as we think they might on Nov 3

It me. I am "the fans". They should go do a show that makes me feel like I'm a teenager again. But no teens, they're too dramatic. Make it for adults, but no cussing. And no agendas! Bury the message deep enough that I can pretend I'm not who it's for.

Is the cold welcome in the room with us?

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

Golly tell me MORE about the Victoria Secret's AngelssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ

The French trashed the McDonalds, looted the Apple Store and Luis Vuitton's hand bags. All run by global billionaires. But they left the French Chicken shop untouched.

Apparently my housemate is watching videos from the Israel Advocacy Network. What fun. *gag*

Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

Amazing footage - and what beautiful framing!

🎶 perched on bust o'er my door croaks a raven of yore "nevermore" 🎵

Pfft... some mayor. HEY!!!!

That Thing You Do for tax purposes.

Will just remind everyone that in 2015 (as I outline in my book), NBCU said it was cutting all ties w Trump due to his racist statements etc. That fall, he hosted SNL, in a notably toothless & very bad episode. Just one of many yikes NBC-Trump facts I noted a decade ago: variety.com/2016/tv/colu...

I’ve seen maybe a season and a half’s worth of episodes total, but I can tell you that at least once an episode I do yell “SHUT UP PAUL HOLLYWOOD I’VE SEEN WHAT YOU THINK A TACO IS.”

Thanks, I hate it...

The perfect Halloween costume doesn't exi...

Then Anthropic should be held legally liable. It's remarkable how easy it is to find solutions to some of these thorny problems.

the biggest reason republicans are eating shit in every single debate is that their president is terrible and his policies are terrible and there’s no way to defend any of it that comes across in a credible manner and it couldn’t be happening to a more deserving group of candidates

I really wonder how many Shane Gillis fans insisting that his ticket sales are some kind of basis for quality would say the same thing about the Twilight series.

I'd like to thank Shane Gillis for being a teachable moment about rape culture in America. May you have the career you deserve.

Peak BlueSky: spending Indigenous People’s Day reading a Reacher novel, listening to music by William Barton, an Aboriginal Australian’s classical composer in my cafe because the museum is closed.