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As public opinion turns, reports from within Mount Doom suggest Orc Lieutenant Gothmog is to be relieved of command and withdrawn from Gondor back to Minas Morgul where he is expected to soon retire. Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.

"I support the underlying mission of plunging the world into darkness, ending the time of men and elves and ushering in the age of the orc, but some of the tactics employed by Gothmog's Variag and Easterling troops may have crossed the line. I call on Gondor and Rohan to help lower the temperature."

"We invade your peaceful settlements only to catch a band of hobbit saboteurs known as the Hobbitifa who are on a mission to destroy invaluable cultural artifacts, and who keep stirring up trouble everywhere they go. Assist the Dark Legions, and never forget that Palantir is watching you!"