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Vote for the Count, not the Cunt

Does this mean Count Binface is the face of The Establishment?

Just Nigel guaranteeing himself a prolonged martyr/victimhood/anti-establishment campaign, stealing oxygen from a Labour government reboot under Burnham, and strengthening transatlantic ties with Vance, Heritage Foundation and Project 2025 financial backers looking for European implementors..

Hat tip to you, Sir.

These jokes write themselves.

No, let him have his pathetic publicity stunt first. It can only do him more harm. Vote Binface!

What would you say to a Clacton voter about the upcoming by-election? You can write them a postcard here clacton.votersaction.uk

You mustn’t forget Lozza!

Clacton would have its own dedicated CeeFax page at the very least!

Possibly (although this was Channel 4 News who are usually more objective than GBBC News), but we'll find out when the by-election actually happens. I don't expect that my view that Clacton should be assigned an area for RAF bomber squad target practice will change.

On Three Bean Salad, that would be called “the old satiraroo”

Exactly!

I genuinely believe Binface would do a better job for the people of Clacton than Farage. No offense to The Count, but I also genuinely believe an actual, inanimate, bin would do a better job than him.

I instantly clocked the joke format here but still couldn't read the "clown solely interested in media attention... " part and in any way convince myself it was describing Binface and not Farage 😂

Or they discourage serious people from bothering to vote when the discourse is complete nonsense but the consequences couldn’t be more serious.

Reform leads by like 60 points in Clacton and participating would just validate the idea that a local election win would somehow erase all the -waves hands- alleged crime and alleged crime adjacent behaviour.

Sometimes satirists make great leaders. Zelensky?

Yes!🙏🏽

Well, given that Leisure Suit Larry Fox has also thrown his hat in the ring, I think it's safe to say that Binface is the most plausible candidate on the ballot that anyone's heard of.

…and that the appointment can be refused. See Viscount Chelsea in 1842!

at least Binface will work for a living as a MP

"I am not a caricature"

Vote Bin!

I prefer Binface vs Binjuice Saw it yesterday on here somewhere