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Going full Les Miserables because a Twitch streamer who hasn't showered since before the pandemic says Democrats could make Lara Croft and Princess Peach harder to masturbate to.

hannah gais@hannahgais.bsky.social

Gamers must rise up to support Republicans this November if we want to save our society

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Eh, they tried to reactivate it in 2024 over Stellar Blade and Concord and it was incredibly embarrassing overall and it's already mostly died down. A dipshit whose campaign looks DOA isn't gonna pull it off either.

They already have, haven’t they? I distinctly remember that the Tomb Raider remake ruined Lara for them because her tits were slightly smaller than her head. Which they referred to as an A-cup, proving once and for all that they had never dated a woman. But no worries, nobody will touch fucking CoD.

When Tomb Raider first appeared, Lara Croft was a woman protagonist in an action game at a time when you just never saw that. They'd have bitched and moaned about the game back then too. And they never understood their comics if they complain about them being "woke".