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I knew I should have done a crash course Google search on eagle genitalia before I wrote that. Either way, it should have been Sam.

I wonder what the "portion of the proceeds" could be?

A bit freaked out by the fact he has hands. With opposable thumbs.

Grifters gotta grift.

i'm like a kinsey 2 and a half tops and never really had a furry thing but i'll admit it here would

At least there isn't a crotch bulge.

I wonder how much of the revenue actually went into 911 victims

The army is so gay (complimentary this time)

Equius Zahhak approved this.

I love that he came with permanent jackin’ hands

😂

See, now *that* I would buy.

Sure, but what about his Big Naturals?

Right, they gotta save something for the action feature.

I just learned a new word

Strategically placed very large Feathers

This is exactly the science communication that I come to Bluski for

This sentence was so much the part of my brain that knows English had a shortcut 😅

Couldn't help but notice the ones I see on ebay that have the tower relief separated and its only held in there by that little tab so there has to be one out there with the tab broken off and held up by a toothpick or something and thats the coin I want

It's beautiful. I hope the eagle is aware mass–energy equivalence because flexing those biceps would cause his hollow bird humerus to shatter with a force that could initiate a fission bomb.

you know, thinking about it, making weird homoerotic action figures about 9/11 is probably fine, in the hyper-specific sense that it's the sort of thing that pissed off Al Qaeda and that appeals to American contrarianism

We need a whole set of these eagles. We need an Eagle with a brown head holding a snake, the ultimate Mexican. We can also have the angular German Eagle, the Polish eagle, the red Nigerian eagle.. Heck they can also make a bad guy two-headed eagle with a fabrege egg and a poker representing Russia.

Nothing more American. Hope they got that bag while the iron [and steel rubble] was hot

MAGA MFers from Hooterville simultaneously feeling threatened by terrorism in NYC but too skeered to ride the subway, sleeping with their bangsticks to feel protected from their own shadows. 'Merikan business is there to sell them this 'ish, ammo, tons of dried beans www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K6u...

It always weirds me out a little to think that the Beanie Baby era overlapped with 9/11.

I still have the Rescue Hero firefighter in storage somewhere. They sold out in less than a day. I don't know where my Beanie Baby Dalmatian ended up...

what kind of Pazuzu-worshipping weirdos made these?

This feels like a satirical joke in a cartoon

oh yep i did bsky.app/profile/fain...

The 90's and early 00's were surprisingly furry-centric now that I'm old enough to see it. The 9/11 merch is also spot on American capitalism at it's finest. (for a specific definition of that term)

One of my favorite comedy bits of all time is David Cross' about flag obsession post 9/11

Smug points in the current moment.