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Oh so Epsteined then

I remember that incredible detail.

There was another guy who enjoyed "massages", IIRC. And Musk loved hanging out with him. GOD, these assholes are such CREEPS!

"All of those things indeed happened!", I write from my unsupervised driverless robotaxi (the only viable mode of transit, as normal cars were banned due to robotaxis being orders of magnitude safer) , which is taking me from the Hyperloop station to the transcontinental passenger rocket terminal.

More proof that money may buy lots of things, but it can never buy honesty, decency & other values that make a good human being.

Vomit

a horse? .... a horse? ..... a fucking horse??? wtf you gonna do with a horse?

I was on Twitter when that happened: that day Musk came out as a Republican, I immediately tweeted he must be in a sex scandal & wanted to get out in front & say "They're accusing me because I'm a conservative." Hours later the sex harrassment story broke--the reporters had called him that morning

I resisted the urge to say "pepperidge farm remembers"

It is genuinely funny that the creepiest, most predatory people on the planet (that we know of, so far) found Musk to be such a creep and buzkill they didn’t invite him to their Doing Creepy Evil Stuff parties because he’d bring the vibe down. Bro has a shot at the all-time record for worst vibes

yes i do

a buddy asked what my celebration would be like for the permanent departure of Orange Foolius. “100 Bin Ladens” I estimated (I do not party, or own firearms or do fireworks- my dogs hate them). Musk will get a slight shrug and I will move on to the next crossword clue.

Chump change having to have seen that,

I try not to, but it's indelible.

Unless it's a huge horse trampling over his corpse again and again, this level of horseplay I cannot endorse

Had forgotten it; but am able to recall it now that you have reminded us. Friends, please know, Musk is a creep in any and every way that anyone could be. Please help defeat his candidates for office; every Republican. Yes, they’re his. He bought them.

bsky.app/profile/mdit... That guy.

And he only came out as a Republican because the reporters had called him a few hours before and gave him a heads-up that the sex harassment story was about to drop bsky.app/profile/diog...

He has a penis? I thought he bred by just swimming over the eggs laid by the lady fish.... 🐟

Trying not to

Me: practically zero but enough to hear the, "Wait they almost died from what? And it cost how much?"

it's not just that I don't want a horse or don't know how to take care of a horse, I am not sure I could get a horse up to my apartment if I tried. I would have no idea what to do with one if you gave it to me