"She accused Musk of exposing his erect p enis to her, rubbing her leg without consent, and offering to buy her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage, according to interviews and documents obtained by Insider."
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"So what you're saying is it's a 1,500 lb critter that requires a literal wheelbarrow for basic daily waste management but also is about as damage prone as a drunk blind toddler in a steel foundry"
“And you feel sad because these days you can’t afford to spend as much time taking care of them as you’d like to? It’s a one-hour drive? But it can get worse with trafic? So you can only go there 4 times a week?”
Well you see, it got an itch so it rolled around to scratch the itch and then it almost died from scratching the itch
To be clear horses are amazing and I love them
But they’re fragile like sheep except you care when they die