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Hey remember this

Ugh. I forgot the horse part, which is the best worst part of this.

A horse is definitely the right animal for a flight attendant, very low maintenance

This is a joke that can only be truly appreciated by someone who has spent some time with horses.

Me: practically zero but enough to hear the, "Wait they almost died from what? And it cost how much?"

"So what you're saying is it's a 1,500 lb critter that requires a literal wheelbarrow for basic daily waste management but also is about as damage prone as a drunk blind toddler in a steel foundry"

A horse is a living dirtbike with a faulty fuel/air system and a deathwish.