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the modern ska scene is cool as hell and I've met some of the nicest people in the world through it, getting clocked as a ska enjoyer is a compliment

That feels like it needs a Heritage Minute made for it.

Been in plenty of both. He’s not wrong.

When they put the change on the counter did you pick it up? Pick it up?!

oh my GOD

Guy checking me out at the grocery store one time said, "You look like you play Magic: the Gathering." 💀

I don't think they have Aloe strong enough for that burn

I recommend picking up your feelings from the floor. Pick 'em up, Pick 'em up, Pick 'em up now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of... For your recovery

You apparently have the demeanor of a Reel Big Fish man.

Glad y'all got free healthcare. That burn sounds serious

Ska never left my guy!

Just how strong is that beverage? Because if it's anything like a ska concert, I'm going to need a doctor's approval. Also, an ibuprofen, just in case.

obliterated

In lieu of flowers, please pick it up pick it up pick it up.

That’s the impression that they got.

holy fuck lmao

🔥

Graham, I am cackling at your expense. I apologize. That's the funniest thing I have ever heard.

Matt OMG omg

I'd say that's a skathing read but that's just the impression that I get.

I've never seen such a sublime read. Hope you didn't take it the wrong way.

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I am not surprised by this, I expect you have just tried most of the range of human activities at this point 😂

Oooof Nailed It 😂

A comment like that is One Step Beyond, surely.

Absolutely brutal.

See my problem would be I'd immediately try and get them into like 6 different Ska bands in response lol

_wow_ so I'm just gonna go ahead and prescribe you six to eight weeks of recovery for that one

LMAO AMAZING

well now you have to learn how to mosh you have to show that barista what for

I’m just gunna slide in here and shill for my buddies Ska band….. soooo….. ENJOY! swigfoot.com

Madness! Did he at least tell you about the specials?

*Plays sad ska trombone sounds*

Yeeesh. I need to sit down.

You're gonna need to jump in the strait or the harbour to cool off after that burn, Graham.

I once got a "You'll be here for the TMBG concern then" and I never recovered.

Lol

RIP

"I may look rockabilly, but Im really just a soft boy"

Dude you should sit down after that. Check your heart rate and try and regulate your breathing.

fucking rekt lmao

Did the man at least shout "Fore!" before whacking you with that golf club?

what's it like to get bodied like this (please draw on previous ska show attendance for the answer)