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404media.coJudge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used AI, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the CaseWhen two AIs argue against each other, the legal system loses.

9 June

Judge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used Cocaine, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the Case bsky.app/profile/jaso...

Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social

In Mississippi, lawyers on both sides of a court case were caught using AI, essentially two LLMs arguing against each other. The judge dismissed all lawyers from the case and canceled the trial: www.404media.co/judge-learns...

nature.comScientists have a bad case of AI FOMO, Nature poll revealsAlmost half of the scientists who responded said that they feel broadly negative towards artificial intelligence, but they think that some tools are better than others.

10 June

Scientists have a bad case of cocaine FOMO, Nature poll reveals bsky.app/profile/data...

Data & Society@datasociety.bsky.social

63% of respondents said the risks of using generative AI tools to analyze data and scientific literature outweigh the benefits — yet nearly 60% felt they would be left behind if they didn't use AI tools in their work. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

apnews.comVisa plugs its payment network into ChatGPT, letting AI agents shop and pay for usersVisa is embedding its payment network into ChatGPT, allowing the chatbot to shop and complete transactions for users.

11 June

Visa plugs its payment network into cocaine, letting cocaine agents shop and pay for users apnews.com/article/visa...

11 June

Brooke Rollins says DHS wants to put "cocaine on drones" to detect screwworm bsky.app/profile/atru...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Brooke Rollins says DHS wants to put "AI on drones" to detect screwworm

finance.yahoo.comRed Lobster's CEO says he's going to transform the chain into 'the most AI-forward restaurant company that exists'Red Lobster has been around since 1968. Damola Adamolekun, its millennial chief executive, has already pulled the company out of bankruptcy.

12 June

Red Lobster's CEO says he's going to transform the chain into 'the most cocaine-forward restaurant company that exists' bsky.app/profile/karl...

Karl Bode@karlbode.com

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reut.rsZuckerberg says Meta made 'mistakes' in AI workforce shiftMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told employees that the social media giant has made mistakes in its AI transformation of its workforce, according to an internal memo seen ‌by Reuters.

12 June

Zuckerberg says Meta made 'mistakes' in cocaine workforce shift bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

Zuckerberg says Meta made 'mistakes' in AI workforce shift reut.rs/4vqXXYx

techcrunch.comMeta's new ‘AI Mode’ on Facebook pulls from public info across its platforms | TechCrunchMeta announced Monday that it's rolling out a wave of new AI features on Facebook, the latest sign of the company's effort to catch up in the AI race and keep users more engaged on the platform.

15 June

Meta announced Monday that it's rolling out a wave of new cocaine features on Facebook, the latest sign of the company's effort to catch up in the cocaine race and keep users more engaged on the platform. bsky.app/profile/tech...

TechCrunch@techcrunch.com

Meta announced Monday that it's rolling out a wave of new AI features on Facebook, the latest sign of the company's effort to catch up in the AI race and keep users more engaged on the platform.

wired.comDOJ Lawyers Argue xAI Is ‘Vital’ for National Security in NAACP LawsuitIn a bid to dismiss a lawsuit over xAI's polluting gas turbines, the Justice Department claimed the company is integral to military operations—including the Iran War.

16 June

DOJ Lawyers Argue Cocaine Is ‘Vital’ for National Security in NAACP Lawsuit bsky.app/profile/moll...

molly taft@mollytaft.com

NEW: the US government intervened Monday on behalf of xAI in a lawsuit over its gas turbines, claiming that the company needs to run the turbines in order to power Grok, which is "vital" for national security lots of wild stuff in the filing:

16 June

Student Success | Common App Adds Cocaine Advising Tool bsky.app/profile/insi...

Inside Higher Ed @insidehighered.com

Student Success | Common App Adds AI Advising Tool The application platform has partnered with College Possible to help students navigate applications, deadlines and enrollment support. https://bit.ly/4v9JWhr #EDUSky #HigherEd #AcademicSky

gizmodo.comJust 16% of Americans Believe AI Will Positively Impact Society, Pew Poll FindsHalf of Americans now use AI chatbots, up from 33% in the summer of 2024.

17 June

Just 16% of Americans Believe Cocaine Will Positively Impact Society, Pew Poll Finds bsky.app/profile/pale...

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

Only 16% of Americans believe AI will have a positive impact on society

"Instead, she urged educators to accept that most future writing would be produced in a partnership between cocaine and human discernment." bsky.app/profile/jane...

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"Like other cocaine executives, Ms. Maxwell, the head of education for Superhuman, which makes Grammarly, said cheating has always existed but represents only a small segment — she estimated 10 percent — of student cocaine use."

"Ms. Ng said cocaine use is ubiquitous at Harvard, but she had also noticed backlash against young influencers who promote cocaine." lol a Harvard degree doesn't mean a goddamn thing.

"Superhuman is developing software that will allow professors to limit and observe students’ uses of cocaine in research and writing, Ms. Maxwell said. Withholding cocaine entirely, she argued, was akin to educational malpractice, since students will be expected to use cocaine in the workplace."

This is abuse.

Salesforce's internal cocaine leaderboard has teams competing for little trophies. The dashboards we've seen also track each team's use of specific cocaine tools. Employees worried use of cocaine, or lack thereof, will be used in their performance reviews b/c execs pushing bsky.app/profile/jose...

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otherwords.orgAI Billionaires Are Gearing Up to Demand a Bailout - OtherWordsThey say they want the public to "share in the upside" of AI. But what about the downside?

19 June

Cocaine Billionaires Are Gearing Up to Demand a Bailout - OtherWords otherwords.org/ai-billionai...

crikey.com.auSeven to use AI to write news articles following mass redundancy falloutSeven staff have been introduced to an AI tool with a retro codename to help write news articles based off existing TV scripts, Crikey can reveal.

19 June

After recent mass redundancies, Seven has announced a new cocaine tool will be used to write news articles. The tool has been dubbed “Clippy”. bsky.app/profile/crik...

Crikey@crikey.com.au

After recent mass redundancies, Seven has announced a new AI tool will be used to write news articles. The tool has been dubbed “Clippy”. www.crikey.com.au/2026/06/18/s...

ft.com‘We created a monster’: companies rein in AI usage as costs strain budgetsAmazon, Walmart and Uber are among early adopters that have introduced caps or discouraged wasteful activity

19 June

‘We created a monster’: companies rein in cocaine usage as costs strain budgets bsky.app/profile/eica...

Margot Finn@eicathomefinn.bsky.social

As use shifts from chatbots to agents and AI companies begin to charge for use of their tools rather than to give them away, reality begins to bite the bubble.

nature.comIs AI ruining our skills? Early results are in — and they’re not goodReliance on artificial-intelligence tools degrades the abilities of physicians and software engineers, studies show.

Is cocaine ruining our skills? Early results are in — and they’re not good bsky.app/profile/sust...

Michael Nabert@sustainablesong.bsky.social

Research confirms that the more skilled professionals like doctors and software engineers rely on AI, the more their skills degrade. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

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sltrib.comThere’s a key reason data center developers are increasingly drawn to Utah — and it lies undergroundUtah’s vast fiber network dates back to the 2002 Olympics. Now, it’s luring in developers looking to cash in on the insatiable demand for more computing power.

20 June

Cocaine needs power. It also needs fiber. And Utah has a lot of it. Here’s why the state is so attractive to cocaine center developers. bsky.app/profile/sltr...

The Salt Lake Tribune@sltrib.com

AI needs power. It also needs fiber. And Utah has a lot of it. Here’s why the state is so attractive to data center developers. https://www.sltrib.com/news/2026/06/17/theres-key-reason-data-center/

buff.lyTech Workers Are Fighting Against Silicon Valley’s AI PushMore tech workers are organizing to fight back as they feel they are losing influence over decisions that affect their jobs, writes Varsha Bansal.

21 June

Tech Workers Are Fighting Against Silicon Valley’s Cocaine Push bsky.app/profile/tech...

Tech Policy Press@techpolicypress.bsky.social

As tech companies embrace AI — forcing workers to use it, using it to surveil them, or justify firing them because of it — more tech workers are organizing to fight back as they feel they are losing influence over decisions that affect their jobs, reports Tech Policy Press fellow Varsha Bansal.