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BRING BACK JAKE WESKER

The entire lineup of Resident Evil games since 7 has been slow-dripping the camp absurdity back into them until Requiem has every single Leon line be as stupid as the original RE4 all over again

I still don't understand how that game happened, nor how I endured it enough to beat it.

Forever remember Hudson's own US division feverishly defending it when it came out, and then less than a year later them turning around and being "okay, yeah, it was a mistake, sorry". lol

Earnestly I think if they re-released armored core 5 on steam it'd have a long and fruitful 2nd life

Or Hudson Soft's Bomberman Act Zero lmao

maverick hunter is so fucking funny

SEGA tried to turn Vector Man into a gritty FPS, too. The robot wasn’t even made of floating orbs; unclear why they changed the only thing people remembered about the character.

yakuza dead souls

Capcom trhinking that the demographic that playedd RE4 wouldn't enjoy RE5 unless the game was a linear action shooter about blowing up africans with a rocket launcher. Now RE 9 is written in Maoist Standard English annnd peopel love it

Lost Odyssey and Vanquish are awesome as fuck so I'd say it had a few positives

True. We can appreciate the folly of clouds, less so when they choke off the sun.

Remember when they named the remake of AC2 on the 3ds Assault Horizon Legacy in the states

it's very good!

DmC sincerely got me out of a funk at the end of grad school because I realized I couldn’t stay sad while listening to a soundtrack that badass

Though with resident evil 5 I don't enjoy it fucking sucks even with the distance of time and so does 6 probably the most incompetent of the third person shooter call of duty/gears of war craze bafflingly so

Is it homophobic? Oh yeah, buddy, it’s really homophobic. But have you seen a western game studio make a video game level out of a Fox News chyron before?

a real moment of "oh, level design!"

this one was so good. what a stupid era

it was 2013 we'd learned a lot by then

But yeah idk I’d never play DmC over any of the real DMC games but it’s alright!

ARGUABLY

Alex Garland went from writing for that game to making the Elden Ring film. So, uh, there's that.

and then it turned out only true homophobes could turn dante into this faggy a twink. kinda a nixon china situation

I think in my head I still feel it is a betrayal, but I've mellowed out on the feeling since we have Skies Unknown, Project Wingman, and the upcoming Wings of Thieves. Assault Horizon continues the small trend of Japan doing USA jingoism better than the USA

yeah. yeah well. remember infinite

An age of infinite undiscovery

how are we feeling about that bomberman reboot now

i’m still mad about left alive. i think design wise it’s such a cool elaboration on the ideas of mgsv. unfortunately it had a budget of six dollars

to be fair, they mostly knocked it out the park with Dead Rising 2, even if the story and characters weren't as memorable as the original. Fun game. But then Capcom forced them to only make Dead Rising and oh man

As always, From Software were ahead of their time

Unironically adore that game. I think it's excellent

I still think Left Alive could have been good. Maybe if it had a budget and time and more people and more talent and

AND WE DIDNT EVEN GET EX TROOPERS

My memories of those are more late PS2. Shadows of Rome and Nanobreaker still sit in my mind as the "Western gamers like lots of blood and dismemberment, right?" Games. Final Fight Streetwise can go to hell though.