Maxjes

Some people may post dumb shit to keep up a facade of detached irony, but I can assure you, reader, that I am actually dumb as dog water and any insight is fully accidental.

Men only want one thing (cold and rainy Northern European weather and layers to combat it)

"The Annoying Orange is the Most Notable Anti-AI figurehead" Just kill me dude

I love Cam because every time I think “there’s no way he has bigger and dumber hats in the closet, he has to have maxed out” and then he pulls out an even larger hat with a pin of… the second armored division from the Africa campaign of WWII?

How’s the vibe around the industry Mr. Maxjes?

They should stop messing around and let the HD-2D guys have a full numbered release. Unfortunately Square has ‘promoted’ an FF once (XV) and it caused so much office politics they won’t do it again. They couldn’t even get the FFVIIR and XVI teams to play nice together.

I *wish* people would be team sports about politics. When your leadership (Owner, GM, Coach) is trash and consistently makes bad decisions, a sports fanbase wants the bums out. These folks somehow cannot conceive of criticism coming from their own camp.

The Discord Fan-Art channel is currently in a Cold War between the Violet Deadlock and Biddy Blas fanbases

Vote now on your phones

The Gravitational Pull of Pepsi comes up, at minimum, once a month when talking with the art team, so it’s good for your career to be familiar with it now.

Biddy Blas Is what happens when you combine the incredible powers of a glup shitto and a scrimblo bimblo. If Lucasfilm was serious about games as art I would already be able to buy a plush of him to sit on my desk.

The should really sell AWII‘s The Lake House as standalone dlc for the Control folks I love me 25 hours of Remedy at their most self indulgent, but some of us have lives.

E day stands for remembering to take your estrogen.

Danny Ric doing Salesforce Ads? My Goat Washed

Brewers grinding out runs with small ball. Ethical, Midwestern Baseball with Socialist Characteristics.

Dentist: Wow, you destroy these nightguards at a rate we have never seen before. Me: Yeah I work out.

This is how I feel waking up for work

CM Punk in 2026 walks out and looks at the camera like you aggressively misgendered his kid and he doesn't want to beat your ass in this TGI Fridays Parking Lot but he has to stand on business.

Reading Sonic Racing CrossWorlds talk and these youngins don’t know about The Trophy The one the former president of McLaren hid because he hated the thing.

What’s the World Series more likely to have a baseball executive self defenestrate? Milwaukee/Tampa or Milwaukee/Cleveland?

thinking about when i was at a booth at PAX West with a very visually impressive, stylized indie game in front of me, and the first thing the (friendly and very reasonable, this isn't me shaming them) booth attendant said to me was "do you like cozy horror? :)"

WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED IT THE MOST, PEAK RETURNED

I being told that the sonic discord has 4 mods. That’s somewhat beautiful in that it’s of course not nearly enough by a factor of 10, but also more foresight than I would have expected.

Ben Simmons work out photos + “in the best shape of his life” season is now over, please remove your window mounted AC units for the fall.

Being a shooter for an absolutely garbage unloved Pokémon is a noble act. Like you’re banging on the door of Pokémon HQ for more Nosepass or Luvdisc content? Pure soul, will pass the Anubis feather test no problem.

[frantically tabbing through my brain’s comic knowledge to make a joke] Matt Rhule’s Carolina teams put up less of a fight than Coast City during Reign of the Supermen.

It’s honestly amazing the talent behind Marvel’s new Midnight Universe and how they have appeared to create the most sauceless fucking comics. A horror line with no horror, less spooks than a random issue of Immortal Hulk or Poison Ivy.

I think this is a spoiler for Big Walk

There’s more important brain rot to be examined at these companies, but I want to know why tech dolts have only one plan against backlash and why it is Wumpus posting.

I’m sorry Orlando-San, your name sake city has no building tall enough to be called a tower. Does have Swans tho.

Girls will ask your star sign, what they should ask is your load bearing YouTube video from pre-2010? youtu.be/2bdEx7fto_w

Shocked at the lack of 3 doors down. they didn’t stop playing Kryptonite until 2010

They've really mic'd the hell out of Case Keenum, and then he does a 'Yolo' Audible

Soldier Field when the Bears are good is such a vibe. Loud AF and without the cantilevers in SEA that boost the noise.

“A trio in rio” is an S tier call

It’s really funny that Tuberville (lost to UConn in a bowl game) is wrong even when he’s right. It’s the Aviation Mechanics that are furries, the pilots are all normie retired USAF.

Oh god Bono is wearing a top hat on the cover of the new U2 album. I haven’t really vibed with anything by them since Cedars of Lebanon but “oh no” still hits

I think if you’re going to put America’s decent into insanity on the list, it should be 24 and not Homeland. Also How it’s Made, 32 seasons starting in 2001, just saying.

Halo Fans celebrating the demise of Halo Studios (née 343i), a team that existed only to keep Halo going, being replaced with… an Activision studio purpose built to keep Halo going. Gamers with a capital G.

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT PROPLE UNWILLING TO DATE BISEXUAL WOMEN AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST

Destiny 2: Dead Game Edition has been outperforming not just Marathon (5:1) but some previous benchmarks. 100k daily users on Steam last time I looked, and I bet the cosmetic sales have been surprisingly good too. Oops all bad decisions from Sony? About Live Service? In 2026? No!

Batman Any% Record currently held by Teen Titans Go!

You know what’s up

Remembering a “we need to pivot and btw why are we missing our deadlines” meeting and crying.

In Easthampton and have already almost been run over by lesbians in a honda fit and overheard “where the fuck you been marhhk“ at the pride My people.

Not a fan of how Alan Wake looks in the remaster