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A reminder, because it is almost that time of year: More children are killed by cars on Halloween than any other day of the year, by far. www.vox.com/future-perfe... If you're a parent, I hope you'll do what you can to keep kids safe. If you're driving on Saturday, PLEASE exercise extra caution.

What institution should we get obama to lightly heckle next? Personally I think it would be funny to watch republicans trip over themselves for the honor of JC Pennys

Bluesky has four kinds of users

If llms are supposed to elevate someone's skillset and streamline things like game dev, thus making them easier; then whyyyyyy do they keep making garbage? It's been a couple years now, where's the ai breakout title?

The dragon will retrieve any goblins who accidentally fall into the cave. They are very gentle.

Inspired by the mundane trials and tribulations we've crafted for ourselves, the catholic church has announced that purgatory is now just your work's break room where you watch thousands of years of mobile game ads while your coworker coughs in the corner

BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro admitted to hospital for “tube time”

Marquise De Cat

Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

Okay yeah, this is a good one

Never been so animated to work on a video game before. I'm showin up early to my 12 hr shifts to get some dev time in before work I'm working on my lunches I'm working in coffee shops for several hours on my weekends I've also never slept worse in my fuckin life

PHP stands for Personal Home Page, because it lets me put my personal data on any server 🙂

every sport has a fun term for a weird little oddball occurrence. basketball has the wedgie, where the ball gets stuck between the rim and backboard. football has the doink, where a kick bounces off a goal post. baseball has baseball games

not yet, funk soul brother

Oregon's Measure 50 sets the maximum that the taxable value of a property can increase annually at 3%. SB 608 passed in 2019 sets the maximum that rent can increase at 10% (with new buildings exempt). This means that in essence, Oregon renters subsidize Oregon homeowners' property taxes.

"Your employees are liking my post, they reach out to me all the time."

✈️STEAM NEXT FEST✈️ My horror flight sim is part of Steam Next Fest! You’re an engineer tasked with repairing comms towers in the megastructure - what could possibly go wrong? 👀 Try the UPDATED DEMO now 👇

Completely imperceptible from an On Cinema gag

resident evil fans having looked forward to taking down umbrella their whole lives booting up RE4 for the first time

We really are in the “solo dev with the help of ten friends” era of game dev aren’t we

This “core team” rhetoric is getting really weird. Games that take hundreds of people to make take hundreds of people to make. Just say it! We’re reinventing “QA is in another building and aren’t real devs” from first principles

Oooh, the new version of Mega Man 8-Bit Deathmatch is out. Free arena shooter with a big solo story mode, bots and online play with mods. mm8bdm.net/home No huge one thing in this update, but there are nearly THIRTY THOUSAND WORDS OF PATCH NOTES mm8bdm.notion.site/V6B-V6C-Chan...

Only 6 months left to hit my target for having a prototype ready and I gotta go through a massive code rewrite

get dragged to hell, buddy. that's enough out of you. dragged down to hell you go

would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

I'm so fucking confused by this approach. "Check out the power vibe-coding has afforded us!" "No, it actually has less features now, but remember when we didn't even have a shopping cart?"

i see why steam tries very very hard to hide the curator system from everyone because it gives a direct, horrifying look at the demographics actively using steam's community features

gonintendo.com/contents/659... New cheat codes found *yesterday* that require SIMULTENOUS FOUR CONTROLLER INPUT STRINGS over two decades after release is something you can only do with a twenty-two dimensional brain

Nautiloid spearfisher

I think if people were to witness how often my wife falls asleep on the couch in lieu of going to bed, they'd probably be under the assumption I have her in the doghouse

the latest NL-ism i've found working its way into my vocabulary is thinking "fuck it bro. Send it" when sending work emails i'm sick of thinking about

Can you die of too many open computer tabs