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I love that reference, I wish it wasn't happening in our reality.

Just wait... a scientist will synthesize "video games 2" in a lab...

Oh man study? I didn't know there be a test

That shadow when she opens the door!

Well I don’t have anything else.

what am I gonna do with my degree now

We have successfully completed our plan to destroy the human race. There will be no further communication.

aww man. i never did get to play super mario bros 😔

Exellent joke.

It's not just the fact that it's DLC. It's half of a literally unfinished game, sold to you for the price of the original (which was $60, not even accounting for inflation). This is the sort of thing that would pass as parody in today's gaming landscape.

No, it's because they had to rush it to market. They had a deal with McDonald's, and if it wasn't out by a specific time, it would fall through. And it's not as long as Sonic 2. The stages outside of Angel Island are bigger, but there's only six zones.

Cosmetics are usually how they get people

Only if you own one other specific game. Any other game would only give you one specific level

It was all downhill from Space War

Grrrr

Emulators

Surely videogames will continue forever! I can't wait to purchase some dlc for the price of a small car

It’s a way of shortening Christian

Like I get that it's a joke but good lord.

I feel this in my soul. Where will I get my 5* endorphins from otherwise??

for those of you struggling a medically-trained courier will deliver a printed-out jpg of an anime girl to you once a week

Yes, but like all good horror science experiments it is no longer in your control.

finally

did i accidentally poison the data by doing both? yes.

Should've ended this earlier